Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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Made flambe lobster tails last night.

There isn’t a manlier cooking technique than flambe.  Especially when you cook naked.

Once cooked, I rendered bacon and ghee in the pan with minced shallots and garlic.  This was the dipping sauce.

Served over fava bean faux-risotto and caramelized brussel sprouts.

A bit too rich for me, but pup loves that kind of cooking.

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Andrew, serving effortless poi flagging with his bear poi flags.  He makes it look so easy!  Argh!

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This fella asked to play with my new poi flags…he was amazing, incredible moves.

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Our tour guide in Vietnam ran out of historical things to talk about, so he started singing to us.

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Hmm, I thought this video had uploaded last night.

Sorry for how long it is.  We were super loopy from the cold meds, so it took me, like, ten minutes to answer some questions.

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Yay, questions and now a cheese platter!

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As is tradition on my blog, I’m answering questions with video because I’m sick. This time with pup.

Ask questions.

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I can’t sing along to the pop music of his childhood because it’s in Spanish.

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After just three weeks we’ve raised 90% of the money needed to start my next project!

Just a quick video to thank everyone who’s contributed.

With just $300 left to raise, I had no idea this project would be so successful! I can’t wait to get started…thank you everyone :D

Interested in learning more about this project or wanting to contribute?  Go here.

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I’m making a tribute calendar to help me replace my camera equipment.  Just four days in and we’re already 20% funded!

100% of proceeds from calendar sales will go to the AIDs Emergency Fund.

Learn more here →

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Turn on annotations (speech bubble, lower right) to get translation

Demonstration video of PBL (Pec Bounce Language). It’s like sign language, but for people who can bounce their pecs. Use it in loud clubs to speak to other muscle bears.

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Last one of the night, time for bed. Thank you everyone for helping me sober up by asking me silly questions.

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Moooorrreeeee

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Moooooore questions

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I’m drunk and taking questions until dinner gets here.

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