Hello, Handsome.


I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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New Pose (by Noodles and Beef)
It’s a work in progress.
Behold today’s drink of the day: it’s neon blue something with lots of tequila.

New Pose (by Noodles and Beef)

It’s a work in progress.

Behold today’s drink of the day: it’s neon blue something with lots of tequila.

Cenote look of the day (by Noodles and Beef)

Cenote look of the day (by Noodles and Beef)

Dramatic jump off the ruins with InnerBear

Dramatic jump off the ruins with InnerBear

Coba Realness (by Noodles and Beef)

Coba Realness (by Noodles and Beef)

The climb (by Noodles and Beef)
These stairs were stupid steep.

The climb (by Noodles and Beef)

These stairs were stupid steep.

Cenote Dive (by Noodles and Beef)
This cenote was gorgeously lit. See the beams of light?

Cenote Dive (by Noodles and Beef)

This cenote was gorgeously lit. See the beams of light?

We went snorkelling in a few cenotes around Cancun today. Very beautiful!

We went snorkelling in a few cenotes around Cancun today. Very beautiful!

Golden Hour (by Noodles and Beef)
Seriously, the light was *amazing*
(See Phil’s big finger in the top part of the frame)

Golden Hour (by Noodles and Beef)

Seriously, the light was *amazing*

(See Phil’s big finger in the top part of the frame)

365/115 Birthday on Flickr.I’m 25 today! Happy Birthday me!
We went to snorkle in some cenotes around Cancun today and swim with turtles. It was awesome!
I ended up getting tan lines from these speedos…the tan is striped bars down my ass. It’s pretty awesome.

365/115 Birthday on Flickr.

I’m 25 today! Happy Birthday me!

We went to snorkle in some cenotes around Cancun today and swim with turtles. It was awesome!

I ended up getting tan lines from these speedos…the tan is striped bars down my ass. It’s pretty awesome.

I later fashioned a towel from my hat.

I later fashioned a towel from my hat.



It was super windy that day.

It was super windy that day.

Maaaaaancuuuuunnnn!!!

Ugh, I am so skinny in this photo.

Maaaaaancuuuuunnnn!!!

Ugh, I am so skinny in this photo.