Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

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Actually, I want this to be the photo for September.  But it’s probably too silly.

Actually, I want this to be the photo for September.  But it’s probably too silly.

Tagged • indygogovanity

Okay.  Pup and I are really butting heads on art direction for the September shoot; I’ll need your guys’ help to break this three-way tie.

Which photo should I use for September?

  • Option A (top left) with my arms down
  • Option B (top right) with one arm up
  • Option C (bottom) with my butt hanging out

As always, please reblog with your selection, thank you!

Learn more about my calendar project here:

noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • indygogovanity

I had scouted this awesome football field for the September shoot, but when I got there it was filled with high school kids…so, that didn’t work out.
I drove to a nearby abandoned military station.  The derelict concrete fort is a perfect backdrop for kinky-leathery-fetishy photo shoots, but wasn’t quite “football.”
Sigh.  Oh well.
Will try again tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s the footballer outfit.
Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar.

I had scouted this awesome football field for the September shoot, but when I got there it was filled with high school kids…so, that didn’t work out.

I drove to a nearby abandoned military station.  The derelict concrete fort is a perfect backdrop for kinky-leathery-fetishy photo shoots, but wasn’t quite “football.”

Sigh.  Oh well.

Will try again tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s the footballer outfit.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar.

Tagged • indygogovanity
February Outtake on Flickr.Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!
Another outtake from February’s shoot.  Learn more about my charity calendar project here:http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

February Outtake on Flickr.

Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!

Another outtake from February’s shoot. Learn more about my charity calendar project here:
http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • vanityindygogo
Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.
Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • rumpvanityindygogo

Okay, honest opinion guys:

Mesh Singlet…yay or nay?

(For everyone asking, you can order it online from Amazon, comes in black, white, and red)

Tagged • yaynayfashionvanityrump
More of my bday gift to myself.
Does this mean I’m into rubber now?

More of my bday gift to myself.

Does this mean I’m into rubber now?

Tagged • vanityrump

Outtakes from April’s fishing photoshoot.

Learn more about my charity calendar project here.

Tagged • indygogorumpvanity

Left or Right?  Help me pick the photo for April.

Remember how I asked you guys which photo you preferred for January?  My crowd-sourced art direction continues for my 2014 Charity Calendar, this time for the month of April!

Reblog and let me know which version you prefer.  Thanks!

Learn more or pre-order my charity calendar here!

Tagged • vanityrumpindygogo
Here’s the rear-view to my new birthday boots.

Here’s the rear-view to my new birthday boots.

Tagged • vanityrumpfashion
Birthday Rubber, Front
Remember those boots I was trying on last month? Treated myself to some shopping at Mr S for my birthday. Got the rubber boots with matching jockstrap and rubber suspender/harness. It’s kinda super sexy.

Birthday Rubber, Front

Remember those boots I was trying on last month?

Treated myself to some shopping at Mr S for my birthday. Got the rubber boots with matching jockstrap and rubber suspender/harness.

It’s kinda super sexy.

Tagged • vanityfashion
So I got a haircut.

So I got a haircut.

Tagged • vanity

Splashing around with Chuck at Vinpearl Island.

Tagged • sin2hkgvanity

Played pool volleyball during our extra day at sea.  Gays vs Ship Crew.

Thanks, Chuck and Phil for taking these pics :)

Tagged • sin2hkgvanity

Towards the end of the cruise, our ship’s propeller malfunctioned and we had to cut one of the ports I had planned a photoshoot for my calendar project.

Argh.

Tried to make the best of our reduced itinerary and took some possible calendar shots around the ship.

Here are a couple outtakes for July.

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