I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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Progress update: 230lbs

I haven’t been this small in over two years.  Eek…

My waist is down 2-inches, but I don’t feel much more defined.

Not sure how much more cutting (read: emotional anguish) I can endure.  Might start bulking next month.

At dad’s farm with the pups.  He put up a swing in one of the oak trees over the orchard.

(edit: this is my other dad, not the one who passed away recently; Mom married often)

240lbs progress update: 

  • Arms stuck at 19”
  • Chest slightly bigger to 50.5”
  • Thighs down to 26.5”
  • Butt up to 45”
  • Nothing else changed


Lack of progress is frustrating.


Noodles and Chuck have the most incredible bond. It really is a beautiful thing to see.

They communicate though flexing their pectoral muscles in code. Unfortunately, I only know the Australian dialect.

Well, it helps if you’re able to bounce your pecs, @brandedbulltank.

Reblogged from brandedbulltank

Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?

I agree