Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

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Lounging on Flickr.Construction photoshoot outtake.
I have gray hairs in my beard.

Lounging on Flickr.

Construction photoshoot outtake.

I have gray hairs in my beard.

Tagged • vanity

We’re almost done with the calendar project!  Whew!

Help me pick the photo for June:

  • Option A (top left)
  • Option B (top right)
  • Option C (bottom)

Please reblog or comment with your favourite to help me pick the winner!

After getting a full shoot in with the construction equipment…I kinda liked how the original outtake came out.  So I’m including it in the roster.

Click here to learn more or pre-order the charity calendar.

Tagged • indygogorumpvanity

Acapulco outtake, here’s the front.

Acapulco outtake, here’s the front.

Tagged • rumpvanity
260lbs

260lbs

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The calendar is, unsurprisingly, behind schedule.  I’ve got two more shoots to finish before I can send it off to the printer.
These last two shoots require the more difficult to attain props.  I wasn’t able to finish today’s shoot because we were chased off the construction site immediately after taking this photo…will try again tomorrow.
Interested in pre-ordering my charity calendar?  100% of proceeds go to the AIDs Emergency Fund, learn more here.

The calendar is, unsurprisingly, behind schedule.  I’ve got two more shoots to finish before I can send it off to the printer.

These last two shoots require the more difficult to attain props.  I wasn’t able to finish today’s shoot because we were chased off the construction site immediately after taking this photo…will try again tomorrow.

Interested in pre-ordering my charity calendar?  100% of proceeds go to the AIDs Emergency Fund, learn more here.

Tagged • indygogorumpvanity
Discounted because the ass was missing.
Should I get them? Yay or Nay?

Discounted because the ass was missing.
Should I get them? Yay or Nay?

Tagged • fashionrumpvanityyaynay
campusbeefcake:

largermen:

carnenchiladas:

Master took this pic only for me but I think he looks too good not to share with you guys.
Shhh don’t tell him I shared it!

And now pup sleeps on the floor.

what? its PIXELATED.  thats totally within blog rules.

Still annoyed pup posted this photo…but I guess it’s technically okay because pixelated.

campusbeefcake:

largermen:

carnenchiladas:

Master took this pic only for me but I think he looks too good not to share with you guys.

Shhh don’t tell him I shared it!

And now pup sleeps on the floor.

what? its PIXELATED.  thats totally within blog rules.

Still annoyed pup posted this photo…but I guess it’s technically okay because pixelated.

Tagged • vanity
Reblogged from campusbeefcake
Here’s the view from our room.
We got a penthouse for super cheap in Acapulco. Here’s my obligatory back-lit peer through the window photo.

Here’s the view from our room.

We got a penthouse for super cheap in Acapulco. Here’s my obligatory back-lit peer through the window photo.

Tagged • rumpvanity
Actually, I want this to be the photo for September.  But it’s probably too silly.

Actually, I want this to be the photo for September.  But it’s probably too silly.

Tagged • indygogovanity

Okay.  Pup and I are really butting heads on art direction for the September shoot; I’ll need your guys’ help to break this three-way tie.

Which photo should I use for September?

  • Option A (top left) with my arms down
  • Option B (top right) with one arm up
  • Option C (bottom) with my butt hanging out

As always, please reblog with your selection, thank you!

Learn more about my calendar project here:

noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • indygogovanity
I had scouted this awesome football field for the September shoot, but when I got there it was filled with high school kids…so, that didn’t work out.
I drove to a nearby abandoned military station.  The derelict concrete fort is a perfect backdrop for kinky-leathery-fetishy photo shoots, but wasn’t quite “football.”
Sigh.  Oh well.
Will try again tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s the footballer outfit.
Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar.

I had scouted this awesome football field for the September shoot, but when I got there it was filled with high school kids…so, that didn’t work out.

I drove to a nearby abandoned military station.  The derelict concrete fort is a perfect backdrop for kinky-leathery-fetishy photo shoots, but wasn’t quite “football.”

Sigh.  Oh well.

Will try again tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s the footballer outfit.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar.

Tagged • indygogovanity
February Outtake on Flickr.Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!
Another outtake from February’s shoot.  Learn more about my charity calendar project here:http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

February Outtake on Flickr.

Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!

Another outtake from February’s shoot. Learn more about my charity calendar project here:
http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • vanityindygogo
Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.
Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • rumpvanityindygogo

Okay, honest opinion guys:

Mesh Singlet…yay or nay?

(For everyone asking, you can order it online from Amazon, comes in black, white, and red)

Tagged • yaynayfashionvanityrump
More of my bday gift to myself.
Does this mean I’m into rubber now?

More of my bday gift to myself.

Does this mean I’m into rubber now?

Tagged • vanityrump