I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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Submission from Stephen:Belated Happy Birthday, Baby Bull [a Grandpa Bull (the 24th) can say that Dylan] … so here’s a Memory Monday … I snapped this years ago when I first saw you at Dore Alley 
Wow. Thank you for this…I was so skinny back then, It’s good remembering how far I’ve come.
Submission from Stephen:

Belated Happy Birthday, Baby Bull [a Grandpa Bull (the 24th) can say that Dylan] … so here’s a Memory Monday … I snapped this years ago when I first saw you at Dore Alley

Wow. Thank you for this…I was so skinny back then, It’s good remembering how far I’ve come.
madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)
You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D
I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!

madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)

You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D

I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!


Got the calendar about a week and a half ago! So happy! ^_^ I show everyone who walks into my room haha. I just wanted to personally thank you not only for the calendar itself, but also for supporting the cause that embodies it. Wishing you good vibes and much happiness.  ( February and October are my favs :3, but really every month is wonderful )

Thank you so much for supporting my project and (in turn) the AIDS Emergency Fund! October is definitely one of my favorite months.
It’s not too late to order your own Noodles and Beef calendar: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Got the calendar about a week and a half ago! So happy! ^_^ I show everyone who walks into my room haha. I just wanted to personally thank you not only for the calendar itself, but also for supporting the cause that embodies it. Wishing you good vibes and much happiness. 
( February and October are my favs :3, but really every month is wonderful )

Thank you so much for supporting my project and (in turn) the AIDS Emergency Fund! October is definitely one of my favorite months.

It’s not too late to order your own Noodles and Beef calendar: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar


I think you’d have a lot to offer as a friend, someone who shares my desire to be bigger who I could talk with about the feelings and emotions. No one I know shares this desire, and I’d love to have someone to talk to about it.  Also, what do you think of my Dylan pose? —Chandler

Ahhh, Chandler, you are adorable!  Thanks for the sweet response on my quora post about bodybuilding :) 

I think you’d have a lot to offer as a friend, someone who shares my desire to be bigger who I could talk with about the feelings and emotions. No one I know shares this desire, and I’d love to have someone to talk to about it.  Also, what do you think of my Dylan pose? —Chandler

Ahhh, Chandler, you are adorable!  Thanks for the sweet response on my quora post about bodybuilding :) 


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree