Noodles and Beef

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@JoeBeefWellington made the Dylan Pose his twitter icon.
I am so flattered right now :’<

@JoeBeefWellington made the Dylan Pose his twitter icon.

I am so flattered right now :’<

Tagged • dylanposesubmission
Aikue submitted a Dylan Pose:

Happy bday Dylan! Here&#8217;s a Dylan pose just for you on your special day!!

Ahhh!  Thanks for the Dylan Pose!  Looking beefy as ever, Aikue!

Aikue submitted a Dylan Pose:

Happy bday Dylan! Here’s a Dylan pose just for you on your special day!!

Ahhh!  Thanks for the Dylan Pose!  Looking beefy as ever, Aikue!

Tagged • dylanposesubmission

happy belated birthday (from Grisser, thank you!!!)

happy belated birthday (from Grisser, thank you!!!)

Tagged • submissionart
sniperslovenest submitted:

Howdy. I like your online shizz. 
And I totally dig it when you lend insight about your tastes in graphic design.
Howevah&#8230; A long time ago I had to live blawg at the gay erotic awards in SF. There were a lot of handsome men there. but I particularly noticed a rather jaw-droppingly captivating young dude, who quickly crossed the carpet &#8230; and wasn&#8217;t interested in having too many pictures taken. however, i snapped one image, above. later on &#8212; when i saw you online &#8212; i wondered if you beefed up and was, in fact, that same dude i noticed in SF. would you please confirm or deny? thanks. and please keep up the good werq. Dan in dallas.  

Oh my god. Wow. Yes, that is definitely me.  I was so skinny back then!
I was attending the Gayvn awards because I was part of a nomination for Art Direction for a COLT title.  I don&#8217;t remember which&#8230;might&#8217;ve been Hooked Up.  The entire award show was a blur.
I remember going to the upstairs bathroom and walking in on a group of porn stars taking turns snorting from a pile of white powder.  Just.  Sitting there.  A mound the size of my fist.
I think I left after that.
Wow, my backpack was so clean and white back then.

sniperslovenest submitted:

Howdy. I like your online shizz. 

And I totally dig it when you lend insight about your tastes in graphic design.

Howevah… A long time ago I had to live blawg at the gay erotic awards in SF. There were a lot of handsome men there. but I particularly noticed a rather jaw-droppingly captivating young dude, who quickly crossed the carpet … and wasn’t interested in having too many pictures taken. however, i snapped one image, above. later on — when i saw you online — i wondered if you beefed up and was, in fact, that same dude i noticed in SF. would you please confirm or deny? thanks. and please keep up the good werq. Dan in dallas.  

Oh my god. Wow. Yes, that is definitely me.  I was so skinny back then!

I was attending the Gayvn awards because I was part of a nomination for Art Direction for a COLT title.  I don’t remember which…might’ve been Hooked Up.  The entire award show was a blur.

I remember going to the upstairs bathroom and walking in on a group of porn stars taking turns snorting from a pile of white powder.  Just.  Sitting there.  A mound the size of my fist.

I think I left after that.

Wow, my backpack was so clean and white back then.

Tagged • submission

Thought you&#8217;d like to see this :) 
— submission from happyman56

Oh my&#8230;That&#8217;s quite the outfit you have.  Oh, and you have a pic from behind too.  Well then.  Ahem!  Thank you!  Wonderful accessorizing the Dylan pose!

Thought you’d like to see this :)

— submission from happyman56

Oh my…That’s quite the outfit you have.  Oh, and you have a pic from behind too.  Well then.  Ahem!  Thank you!  Wonderful accessorizing the Dylan pose!

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

YOU MOTIVATE ME TO LIFT MORE &amp; MORE WEIGHTS. AM I DOING THE DYLAN POSE RIGHT? :)

Thanks for the submission, big guy! You look beefy and awesome, great job on the Dylan Pose, thank you!

YOU MOTIVATE ME TO LIFT MORE & MORE WEIGHTS. AM I DOING THE DYLAN POSE RIGHT? :)

Thanks for the submission, big guy! You look beefy and awesome, great job on the Dylan Pose, thank you!

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

Thank you for turning my life around.  Am I doing the Dylan Pose right?

Yes, *sobbing* you made me proud, boy, with your Dylan Pose.  

Thank you for turning my life around.  Am I doing the Dylan Pose right?

Yes, *sobbing* you made me proud, boy, with your Dylan Pose.  

Tagged • dylanposesubmission
Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing&#8230;super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose&#8230;and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp&#8230;amazing.

Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing…super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose…and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp…amazing.

Tagged • submissiondylanposeart

Is it working?

Oh yeah, it’s working for you.  You look huge, even without the beef-enhancing effects of The Dylan Pose™.  How big are you?  How long you going to bulk for?

Tagged • dylanposesubmission

Thought you might like this.

Thanks, handsome fella!  A perfect example of proper Dylan Pose form.

Thought you might like this.

Thanks, handsome fella!  A perfect example of proper Dylan Pose form.

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

So I&#8217;m hoping the Dylan Pose is still the cool thing to do&#8230;

Ohhh my goodness, Alex!  Yes, yesssss, the Dylan Pose is still cool, especially when beefy guys like yourself do it shirtless.  Thanks for submitting!

So I’m hoping the Dylan Pose is still the cool thing to do…

Ohhh my goodness, Alex!  Yes, yesssss, the Dylan Pose is still cool, especially when beefy guys like yourself do it shirtless.  Thanks for submitting!

Tagged • dylanposesubmission

You are my idol :) One day I wanna be like you. Love U &lt;3

Wow!  Thanks for the awesome Dylan Pose submission!  I love that neon blue jock, where&#8217;d you get it?

You are my idol :) One day I wanna be like you. Love U <3

Wow!  Thanks for the awesome Dylan Pose submission!  I love that neon blue jock, where’d you get it?

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

Hey there N&amp;B. I am submitting my interpretation of the &#8220;Dylan Pose&#8221;. I even included a little bit of tongue sticking out. =p Thanks for the inspiration, I hope to get to your size one day.

Whoa&#8230;you&#8217;re huge!  The progress you&#8217;ve made is incredible&#8230;and the Dylan Pose just makes you look even more massive.  Very hot!  Hope to meet you and your bf next time I&#8217;m in Toronto :D

Hey there N&B. I am submitting my interpretation of the “Dylan Pose”. I even included a little bit of tongue sticking out. =p Thanks for the inspiration, I hope to get to your size one day.

Whoa…you’re huge!  The progress you’ve made is incredible…and the Dylan Pose just makes you look even more massive.  Very hot!  Hope to meet you and your bf next time I’m in Toronto :D

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

Trans dude failing epically at the Dylan Pose. 
Side note, you&#8217;re kinda sorta officially one of my heroes. =]

Whoa whoa whoa, failing? Everyone can do the Dylan pose, and you look quite burly doing it.  Thanks for submitting!

Trans dude failing epically at the Dylan Pose. 

Side note, you’re kinda sorta officially one of my heroes. =]

Whoa whoa whoa, failing? Everyone can do the Dylan pose, and you look quite burly doing it.  Thanks for submitting!

Tagged • submissiondylanpose

Me trying the Dylan pose at work.

Work it.

Me trying the Dylan pose at work.

Work it.

Tagged • submissiondylanpose