I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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Last stop of the trip: Hong Kong

Officially one of the only major cities I could see myself living in, HK was amazing.  So much to see and do, and we only had one day.  We hit the night market, perused knock-off LV bags, fresh fish, and watched feral cats wander into restaurant alleys to never return.

Also, it was raining.  Kinda romantic wetness.

Our cruise ended with a raging white party.  We danced through rain, eventually moving the party indoors at 4am.

I wore a simple white jockstrap for white party, and still felt over-dressed.  So glad I bought my flags!

The market we visited in Vietnam was gorgeous. Bustling with people, fruits, spices, exotic sex powders, knock-off gadgets…I loved it.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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