I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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What's you favorite picture of your butt?
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My most popular butt photo on Flickr is my homage to the iconic Tennis Girl photo by Martin Elliot, followed by me demonstrating lordosis behaviour, and me getting naked at Black Sands Beach in SF:

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My most popular butt photo on tumblr is this cell phone shot of me in my Nasty Pig union suit, followed by me naked on a motorcycle, and washing a car…naked:

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And my personal favourite butt photo?

My XXXmas Costume from behind, me showing off my new chalkboard wall, and me bent over in a parking lot.

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What’s your favourite?  Reblog and let me know, I’m curious.

Have you ever dealt with hyperlordosis? This is where your lower back and hip flexors are super tight from sitting in a chair all day and it makes your pelvis tilt forward when you are standing. It makes my butt look huge... but at the same time also makes my gut look bigger. :( Any tips for dealing with this?
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Lordosis behavior, as illustrated in this photo.  I’m familiar with this…but I don’t think its so bad.  Makes your butt look huge, aligns your prostate for easy access, photographs well…I don’t have the same issue with my gut though.  Have you tried sucking it in?  I don’t think I ever relax my gut.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

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