I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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I just read the 3D projection mapping thing... Who are you getting to do that? What playback? Also what will it be mapped to? Do you know any of those specifics?
lessdanthree

I’ve hired THREE to do the 3D projection mapping for our wedding.  He’s the incredible talent behind the projection mapping at MAGNITUDE, REAL BAD, and PLAY:

We’ll be using video footage from the photoshoot for projections on the walls, and I’m also working with him to create a dynamic DJ booth wedding altar.  Behold:

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Left is a booth at Ruby Skye (venue for our wedding circuit party), and Right is DJ Kitty Glitter’s DJ Booth at Guvernment, Toronto.

I was inspired by DJ Kitty Glitter’s spaceship at Toronto Pride.  Instead of your standard wedding altar, ours would be the DJ Booth, wrapped in a psychedelic kaleidoscope of orgasmic colours and patterns.  Watch a video of this in action here.

We’re also going to project video onto columns surrounding the upper floor to create a dynamic architecture for the dance that changes throughout the night.  Here’s what it looks like as a blank canvas:

Its going to be epic.

If given the chance to magically change your sexual orientation, would you want to be straight?
Anonymous

Be straight?  Pffft.  No way!

I’m 27-years into my gay life and am finally comfortable/adjusted with things.  I can’t imagine flipping the sexual orientation switch one night and having to learn the elaborate social dance of being straight.

However…I would consider being straight if I could start from birth in an alternate reality where I get to live all my gay life events as a straight man…including being in a D/s relationship with my pups.  Or, in straight world, my kittens:

Meet gender-swap big pup: Danielle.  Think a busty ESL latina, like Sofía Vergara in Modern Family, only she runs restaurants.

Then there’s lil pup: Chandelier.  Imagine Emma Roberts playing a hyper-affectionate, clumsy, know-it-all.

And alpha (mister editor in chief) is actually the gender-swap version of Miranda Priestly.

Yeah, I think I could be happy with that life.

Purified water, or natural spring water?
babybear337

Spring water.  Purified water is bad for you.

I know you didn’t ask, but my favourite water is San Francisco tap water.

Its amazing.  Has this real watery kick that normal water lacks.

Do you tend to go for/ attracted to guys with similar build to you, or is it mix and match?
deadfvcr

Here are some of the bodies I’ve been in a relationship with:

As you can see, I’ve been with all kinds of bodies.  I’m physically attracted to a certain kind of guy, but have never limited myself to that as I’m most attracted to innocence.  If you look closely, you’ll see none of these bodies are similar to my look.  (Or at least, not how I think I look).

It was nice meeting you guys this weekend! It was a blast and thanks a million times more for the ticket to Falcon. :) Would you be willing to send me the selfie you took of you and I so I can post it or if you post it I can just reblog? :)
hamulousayden

Sorry for not posting sooner, it was awesome getting to meet you and dance together at BMB!

What is that singlet you're wearing in the twister photos?
wedgekun

This is the Bard Singlet by Rufskin.

Its replacing my (now 8-years-old and falling apart) Nasty Pig singlet that I usually wear.

They’re nearly identical.  Same material, similar cut, except the Bard Singlet has an asymmetrical mesh swish that contours your midsection.  This helps accentuate your curves (and rump) better than the Nasty Pig version.  Highly recommended.

Buy it here.

When you and your pups have sex, how does it go? Meaning is it everyone or do you at with them individually. I don't want to piss you off, I'm just curious
royaltc

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Totally valid question as the mechanics of group sex are very complicated, thank you for asking.

Here are my favourite positions with names I’ve made up:

  1. SERVICE
    A pup on each nipple and one on my cock.  Easy, hands free, very enjoyable. (pictured here)

  2. THE LINE UP
    Each pup presents their rump and I just go down one at a time till they’re each filled up. (pictured here)

  3. HIKING
    Lil pup, Alpha, and I go for a hike while big pup plays video games at home. (pictured here)
Message from Marcus B:

hi, I discovered your blog a few weeks ago and completely smitten, not sure whether i prefer the hunky pups or the amazing food you guys eat! Anyway, I was reading your post on how to handle pups that were larger than you and wondered whether you had any other tips, I’m a totally submissive cub but the only problem I have is being 6’2 and built really naturally big, as in shoulders that fill a doorway and this really intimidates a lot of doms, do you have any suggestions for anything that I could do or ways a top could handle me better? Id really appreciate it and keep up the awesome work with this blog!

My last post was all about how a Dom can get a bigger partner to submit, but it required previous interaction and trust. Let’s look at it from the big sub’s perspective:
How can a bigger sub attract the attention of a Dom?
Even after dominating my alpha pup, he will stand up to his full 6’2” height and I can’t help but feel intimidated.  The issue is social programming: bigger guys are seen as more Dominant because of their relative size difference with everyone shorter.  
An experienced Dom can pick up on your submissive cues regardless of size or other physical markers of dominance. But, you can help make this easier by expressing your submissive side more obviously:
Dress the part

I’m not saying you should go out dressed like a sexy kitten maid, but there are accessories that can help indicate your submissive role.  Harnesses, collars (no lock), bondage inspired jewelry, sometimes even the right hankey can flag your desired role.
These suggestions won’t work for everyone.  Ultimately, you should wear something that resonates with you.  If you feel sexy in a jockstrap, wear it.
Know your submissive cues


Submissive cues aren’t universal, but there are certain behaviours that signal to me someone is more submissively inclined.  Avoiding eye contact, keeping head down, asking for permission, being overly courteous, polite, respectful, and addressing me as “Sir” are hard to miss signs.
Reflect on your own submissive dialog and speak that…if you feel being submissive means carrying someone’s bag or bringing them a drink, do that.  It’ll help attract a Dom who is compatible with your needs.

Message from Marcus B:

hi, I discovered your blog a few weeks ago and completely smitten, not sure whether i prefer the hunky pups or the amazing food you guys eat! Anyway, I was reading your post on how to handle pups that were larger than you and wondered whether you had any other tips, I’m a totally submissive cub but the only problem I have is being 6’2 and built really naturally big, as in shoulders that fill a doorway and this really intimidates a lot of doms, do you have any suggestions for anything that I could do or ways a top could handle me better? Id really appreciate it and keep up the awesome work with this blog!

My last post was all about how a Dom can get a bigger partner to submit, but it required previous interaction and trust. Let’s look at it from the big sub’s perspective:

How can a bigger sub attract the attention of a Dom?

Even after dominating my alpha pup, he will stand up to his full 6’2” height and I can’t help but feel intimidated.  The issue is social programming: bigger guys are seen as more Dominant because of their relative size difference with everyone shorter.  

An experienced Dom can pick up on your submissive cues regardless of size or other physical markers of dominance. But, you can help make this easier by expressing your submissive side more obviously:

Dress the part

I’m not saying you should go out dressed like a sexy kitten maid, but there are accessories that can help indicate your submissive role.  Harnesses, collars (no lock), bondage inspired jewelry, sometimes even the right hankey can flag your desired role.

These suggestions won’t work for everyone.  Ultimately, you should wear something that resonates with you.  If you feel sexy in a jockstrap, wear it.

Know your submissive cues

Submissive cues aren’t universal, but there are certain behaviours that signal to me someone is more submissively inclined.  Avoiding eye contact, keeping head down, asking for permission, being overly courteous, polite, respectful, and addressing me as “Sir” are hard to miss signs.

Reflect on your own submissive dialog and speak that…if you feel being submissive means carrying someone’s bag or bringing them a drink, do that.  It’ll help attract a Dom who is compatible with your needs.

HELP!! Hey Dylan I need your help, i really really REALLY want to buy a camera but I don't want to spend so much. Do you know of a good affordable camera that takes good pictures but won't make my bank account die of starvation?
pup-brutus

Oh boy, something I’m good at: buying cameras.

I’m a firm believer that the best camera is the one you have on you, so my gear usually favours portability over performance.

Noodles and Beef’s camera guide

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$100-$200 range

My first camera was a Panasonic Lumix DMC-TZ5.  Bought it from Costco at the recommendation of wooferstl when I was starting my 365 project.  Its a great introductory camera with excellent auto controls and a small, portable size that makes shooting easy.

See my Lumix photos here or Buy it here.

$200-$400 range

My first DSLR (bigger sensor, better photos, more manual control) camera was a Olympus E-PL1. It was horrible. I spent a lot of time after returning it researching DSLR cameras before settling on the SONY NEX-5.  Its been my camera of choice for the last four years.  The photo quality is amazing and being able to edit RAW photos really expanded my hobby.

See my NEX-5 photos here or Buy it here ~$400 (used for $200).

$$$MONEY IS NO OBJECT

After years of slowly trading up, I’ve finally got myself a full frame camera, the SONY A7R.  I’ve only had mine for a couple days, but am loving using such an advanced camera.

See my A7R photos here or buy it here ~$2,200

You seem to watch what you and your pups eat. Is there anything junk food/fast food that each of you love and would consider a weakness?
wolfboy2013

Oh yeah, we all have our weaknesses.

  • Me: guava juice, sorbet, rice
  • Big pup: flavoured water, anything he’s not allowed to have
  • Lil pup: actually very good with his diet, but has a weakness for eating out instead of eating what we cook.
  • Alpha pup: Pasta, anything sweet.
How does flagging work exactly? they certainly made for cool lookin pictures, but what's the set-up like?
identicaltwinhalfbrother

Recommended reading:

  1. A video of flagging outdoors (and indoors under blacklight)
  2. A brief history on the origin of flagging
  3. Where do you get flags?
  4. How to make your own flags

So, how does flagging work?

Flags are constructed as a pair of mirrored/identical flags with weights sewn along one edge (A to B) and wrapping around one corner (B).  When you flag, you’re basically throwing the weighted corner (B) by the point you grab (A).  Based on the type of movements you want to create (tight poi movements VS large flag motions), your hands travel closer or further from the weighted corner (B).

Hey there I saw some of your Folsom photos and if you don't mind me asking , i really wanna go but is it worth it in your opinion to drive from San Diego to San Francisco the day before for the event and just curious if its 18+ or 21+ or no age limit because i am 20 thank you! --alex4569
Anonymous

Folsom Street Fair is an 18+ event.  Learn all about it here.

IMHO, you need to spend a weekend to truly appreciate Folsom, and be 21+ because most parties are for the legal-drinking crowd.

How do you render Chuck pub helpless if I may ask? Just for future encounters with alpha pubs like him.
Anonymous

Alpha pup Chuck is nearly twice my size: he’s a head taller than me, nearly 300lbs, and lifts more than I do in every workout.  His physically dominant presence is accentuated by his deep, authoritative voice and an intimidatingly sharp mind.  He’s the alpha in the office, the Anna Wintour of his industry, and when not working he travels with an entourage of beefy asian guys.

How do you render such a dominant man into a helpless pup?

Trustr and a little physical force.

I picked up on Chuck’s submissive side the night we first met, but it was clear he was very guarded.  A lifetime of social conditioning forcing him into a dominant role because of his size gave him a lot of submissive shame; he didn’t feel it was alright to submit or give up control as a man.

As our friendship grew and trust was earned, I learned his submissive triggers were based around making him (a very dominant person) feel powerless.  It started as gently as pulling him towards me by his backpack straps.  He lost his balance and fell into my arms, the sudden disorientation snapped him into his submissive headspace.

Because of his size, I have to resort to the principles of kuzushi, or “breaking balance,” to use his size against him and make him powerless.  From standing, I can tug him off balance and slam him into a nearby wall or into the ground.  From there I can easily pin him with just my body weight.  He’s completely helpless and powerless in two seconds.  And he loves it.

Next time you encounter an alpha type pup or sub, pay attention to their submissive cues.  Do they respond to you being more aggressive?  Then maybe you need to pin them down and tie them up.

Ok this may sound silly but I'm just trying to understand your latest question response. You say that your pups get bigger and get piercing body modifications that way you feel like they are yours, but what do you do to make them feel like they are yours as well? Does each pup have their own I guess you can say "piece" of you that varies from pup to pup?
xxxxwonderxxx

Big pup getting my brand tattooed on his lower back, read his post about it here.

My pups push themselves bigger, get pierced, and tattooed to feel like they’re mine, not the other way around.  These changes and modifications are symbolic of our relationship, that my pups are mine and they must earn that privilege every day.

They always aspire to be and give more for their Master.  My pups are loyal to a flaw and unrelenting in their desire to make me happy…thats how I know they’re mine.

The only “piece” that varies from pup to pup is how I engage them.  

Each pup has different triggers and needs.  I can put big pup in subspace with just eye contact, but Chuck needs me to render him helpless before he breaks.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree