I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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While certainly not appropriate at the office, why would "packagey" shorts be acceptable at the gym? Its great that you comfortable with your body but do you really think its appropriate to wear that kind of clothing when people are trying to work out?
Anonymous

I get the impression you’ve never worked out at a gay gym before.

I’m dressed modestly for a gay gym.

Since I can’t take photos, here is a list of things I have seen people wear at a gay gym:

@zantielzeno asks:

Hello! Love your blog and I have a question for you, I’m just starting my role as a pet and wondering if you had possibly created a basic guide to what a pet should have? Like maybe a wish list full of suggested items on eBay or the likes? Thanks for reading this anyways :3

You don’t need anything to be a pet, sub, Dom, whatever.  Thats silly.  Expensive gear is an accessory to your sexuality, not a prerequisite. 

Nevertheless, gear is sexy and can help get you into that headspace by making you more confident in your role.  Here are some outfits to get you started:

The lil’ pup look

Sporty meets eager in this hot jock-inspired sub look that will score any coach.  Strip down to just the jock for a more extreme look.

The Master Look

Who says Dom’s can’t have fun? The Mr S Leather suspenders converts into a harness for when you go out and convenient phone/flogger holster means one less thing for your boy to hold.

The Big Pup look

Bulldog in the streets, big puppy in the sheets.  Subtle BDSM-inspired accessories turns your dull office look into kinky boardroom bulldog.

roughtradegear:

Noodles and Beef was not shy at all trying on this outfit @roughtradegear today. #noodlesandbeef#neoprenegear#ftgrunt#neonjockstrap#hairychest#sexy#athletic#muscles#beards

Visited roughtradegear in L.A. for some of their unique gear. Picked up a harness for big pup, and this outfit for myself :)

There was this abuelita running the store. Absolutely adorable her Mexican mom juxtaposition to the hardcore leather and fetish on sale.

roughtradegear:

Noodles and Beef was not shy at all trying on this outfit @roughtradegear today. #noodlesandbeef#neoprenegear#ftgrunt#neonjockstrap#hairychest#sexy#athletic#muscles#beards

Visited roughtradegear in L.A. for some of their unique gear. Picked up a harness for big pup, and this outfit for myself :) There was this abuelita running the store. Absolutely adorable her Mexican mom juxtaposition to the hardcore leather and fetish on sale.
Reblogged from roughtradegear
What is that singlet you're wearing in the twister photos?
wedgekun

This is the Bard Singlet by Rufskin.

Its replacing my (now 8-years-old and falling apart) Nasty Pig singlet that I usually wear.

They’re nearly identical.  Same material, similar cut, except the Bard Singlet has an asymmetrical mesh swish that contours your midsection.  This helps accentuate your curves (and rump) better than the Nasty Pig version.  Highly recommended.

Buy it here.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree