I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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I already have the Fisher-Price toy hammer and tiny construction hat. Does anyone live near the Priape store and can help me procure the harness? They don’t sell it on their website…Grrr.

Edit: its on their store now! Ahhh!

So, I was window shopping, and then I found these Jeremy Scott basketball shorts in a haute fashion consignment store…seemingly brand new with original tags, priced at 60% off.
They’re kinda sexy.  I got them.  Ahhhh…I bought something “cool” in Harajuku.

So, I was window shopping, and then I found these Jeremy Scott basketball shorts in a haute fashion consignment store…seemingly brand new with original tags, priced at 60% off.

They’re kinda sexy.  I got them.  Ahhhh…I bought something “cool” in Harajuku.

I believe these are Japanese exclusive knit free Nike shoes. I’m not sure, but they were available in 12x3E. They’re amazing, you put them on like socks, laces are purely for aesthetic.

I believe these are Japanese exclusive knit free Nike shoes. I’m not sure, but they were available in 12x3E. They’re amazing, you put them on like socks, laces are purely for aesthetic.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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