I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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I have to know where those nautical swim suits came from? Especially yours and chuck pups... Thank you --AB

The swimsuits are all from Pistol Pete.  They rotate styles often, but always seem to have a couple nautical themed swimsuits.

I’m wearing the Nautilus Brief, my friends and pup Chuck are all wearing the (discontinued) Nautical Midcut.  Just keep an eye out on amazon, sometimes the old styles pop up.

Unrelated, but my tiny captain hat was $4 on Amazon.  The boys brought their own sailor caps.

You ever think of taking up clothes making? think of the money you could save making your own packages showing shorts?

I’ve long flirted with the idea of clothing design.  Its, like, wearable product design.  How hard or competitive could it be?

Answer: very

I lack the sewing ability, industry connections, and fashion know-how to execute clothes making.

Nevertheless, I’ve attempted two pieces.  This California Muscle Bear T-Shirt and a down jacket carefully sewn to make you look like you have huge pecs and abs.  (see right).

Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?

I agree