Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

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September for my calendar project is proving to be…difficult.
…because September is a leather themed shoot and I have so many outfits.
Ahhhh…gay problems!

September for my calendar project is proving to be…difficult.

…because September is a leather themed shoot and I have so many outfits.

Ahhhh…gay problems!

Tagged • indygogofashion
I forgot just how gay this sweater looks. But it’s the only piece of warm clothing at my old apartment. Argh …

I forgot just how gay this sweater looks. But it’s the only piece of warm clothing at my old apartment. Argh …

Tagged • fashion

Okay, honest opinion guys:

Mesh Singlet…yay or nay?

(For everyone asking, you can order it online from Amazon, comes in black, white, and red)

Tagged • yaynayfashionvanityrump

Ever get the feeling Slick it Up is making rain ponchos and emergency blankets into sexy gay couture?

Tagged • fashion
Here’s the rear-view to my new birthday boots.

Here’s the rear-view to my new birthday boots.

Tagged • vanityrumpfashion
Birthday Rubber, Front
Remember those boots I was trying on last month? Treated myself to some shopping at Mr S for my birthday. Got the rubber boots with matching jockstrap and rubber suspender/harness. It’s kinda super sexy.

Birthday Rubber, Front

Remember those boots I was trying on last month?

Treated myself to some shopping at Mr S for my birthday. Got the rubber boots with matching jockstrap and rubber suspender/harness.

It’s kinda super sexy.

Tagged • vanityfashion

Super Gay tanktop montage.

I’m packing for my trip.

Pup playing Pokemon in background.

Tagged • fashionsin2hkg
Where did you get your hot "Hunter" shirt?
yessirbears

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Like much of my clothing, I bought it during my travels.  This shirt I found at LASC Sports clothing store in West Hollywood during an excursion to the South part of California.  It’s one of my favourite shirts right now…super awesome leather detailing and sleeves that make my arms look bigger.  It’s manufactured by JC Rag, but it appears they’ve discontinued this particular shirt. Sad face.

Tagged • fashionquestions
New swim trunks.
Yay or Nay?

New swim trunks.

Yay or Nay?

Tagged • fashionyaynay
Where do you buy your clothes?
mountaincub

Oh boy…where do I even begin?

Dress Clothes

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About 99% of my work and dress clothes are from ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ or EXPRESS.  Some of ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮’s pants are made with lycra, so they stretch and conform to my weirdly-shaped thighs.  EXPRESS dress shirts are also made with a bit of stretch and are extremely flattering to folks with greater-than-average proportions.

I have one black leather belt, size 34” from LEVI.

Even Dressier Clothes

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Because of my weird dimensions, I can’t fit into sports coats and jackets off the rack.  I need them heavily tailored or bespoke (custom made).

This jacket is a bespoke piece from Saks made of stretch wool.  My thinking was that it would last longer should I continue to grow.

The pants I’m wearing are from EXPRESS, shirt is ARMANI EXCHANGE, same black belt as always.  My pup (right, in collar) is wearing my clothes (we are the same size, its awesome).  Shirt is EXPRESS, pants are ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮.

Casual Bottoms

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Cargo shorts comprise about half of my wardrobe.  The other half is stuff I don’t fit into but still keep because you never know when I might lose 100lbs and fit into a Children’s small again.

I don’t really favour one brand to the next.  I just shop when I travel or sad or bored, and if I fall in love with something thats on sale, I get it.  I have shorts from G*STAR, Priape, Armani Exchange, Super Dry, bench, and even Kirkland Brand cargo shorts from Costco.  

Typically I buy shorts that feature the rump enhancing frown.  I also have a (slightly outdated) guide to my bottoms here.

Shirts

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Similar to shorts, I don’t really shop one brand. I have simple critera for shirt shopping:

  • Not expensive
  • Flattering (see my write-up here)
  • Cool design that is either bear or bull related, bright colours, or funny phrase (eg, “Conserve water, shower with me.”  Hilarious)

TL:DR

I shop for clothes randomly and only buy when I’m in love with something thats on sale. The exception is dress clothes, where I mostly buy from ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ or EXPRESS, and sometimes get them tailored.

Tagged • fashionquest
thierrymugler:

Thierry Mugler sketch for Zumanity 
Zumanity is ringing in 2013 by adding a new character! Check out the pics below as we go behind the scenes at the final costume and make up fitting for “Scottish Fantasy!”
Artist: Alex Stabler  Costumes: Thierry Mugler  Makeup: Nathalie Gagné



File under future costume ideas

thierrymugler:

Thierry Mugler sketch for Zumanity 

Zumanity is ringing in 2013 by adding a new character! Check out the pics below as we go behind the scenes at the final costume and make up fitting for “Scottish Fantasy!”

Artist: Alex Stabler
Costumes: Thierry Mugler
Makeup: Nathalie Gagné

File under future costume ideas

Tagged • fashion
Reblogged from mirror-markdesigns
Pup on Flickr.
In anticipation of pup outgrowing his clothes, I bought him some pairs of ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ pants. They are flatteringly cut for guys with big thighs like us, and have a bit of lycra stretch so they can accommodate more growth. Oh, and they’re neon green. So sexy.

Pup on Flickr.

In anticipation of pup outgrowing his clothes, I bought him some pairs of ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ pants. They are flatteringly cut for guys with big thighs like us, and have a bit of lycra stretch so they can accommodate more growth.

Oh, and they’re neon green. So sexy.

Tagged • fashion
Gasp…I want that jockstrap.  First spotted on DC Cubster’s blog…I must have one.

Gasp…I want that jockstrap.  First spotted on DC Cubster’s blog…I must have one.

(Source: str8fight)

Tagged • fashionwishlist
Reblogged from jeep4191
What do you think of thongs/G-Strings?
Anonymous

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When I was first discovering gay culture, I used to spend all my free money on sexy underwear, and in the process acquired this thong by UNICO.  I think I wore it once before hiding it deep in my drawers out of shame.  Thongs and G-strings are pretty close to being naked, so only people who look good naked can pull them off.

And then there’s that string that goes between your butt cheeks.  Like.  That just seems like ass floss.

Jockstraps are just so much sexier and flattering.  They frame your rump nicely and don’t look like women’s underwear.

Tagged • questionsfashion
The collar of your reindeer costume is THICK. Is it still comfortable?
alcharlie

Yeah. It’s pretty thick. Like, absurdly oversized. Using oversized neck accessories (like thick chains, padlocks, scarfs, collars) will make your head look smaller, and your body bigger proportionately. It’s the same trick girls use to make their boobs bigger.

edit: it’s pretty comfortable. Feels great, actually.

Tagged • questionsfashionprotip