I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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noodlesandbeef:


I think you’d have a lot to offer as a friend, someone who shares my desire to be bigger who I could talk with about the feelings and emotions. No one I know shares this desire, and I’d love to have someone to talk to about it.  Also, what do you think of my Dylan pose? —Chandler

Ahhh, Chandler, you are adorable!  Thanks for the sweet response on my quora post about bodybuilding :) 

Personal note: my first interaction with lil pup was in June 2013…he later sent me this Dylan Pose.  Look at that cutie…so proud to have him.

noodlesandbeef:

I think you’d have a lot to offer as a friend, someone who shares my desire to be bigger who I could talk with about the feelings and emotions. No one I know shares this desire, and I’d love to have someone to talk to about it.  Also, what do you think of my Dylan pose? —Chandler

Ahhh, Chandler, you are adorable!  Thanks for the sweet response on my quora post about bodybuilding :) 

Personal note: my first interaction with lil pup was in June 2013…he later sent me this Dylan Pose.  Look at that cutie…so proud to have him.

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tartanpup:

Happy birthday noodlesandbeef hope you get a big cake and special gifts from your pups and friends! was going to show you these a few days ago, but here is my friend and trainer doing the Dylan pose, not a great birthday present but I hope you like it!

He admits he likes your blog and your progress from when you started working out, and that he loves the pose! He says he does it in his bathroom mirror after a shower because he loves the girth.

Gasp! My first birthday Dylan Pose :D

Your personal trainer is pretty beefy, thank you very much, tartanpup!

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foxbear:

**Parade of Swimsuits: Part I**

First installment of the Parade, the Stratum Swimsuit by N2N Bodywear in dark grey.  I dub the poses Donning, Dry, Mowgli’s Road, Goofy Dylan, and Wet.

Enjoy, ya pervs!

…speaking of hot, sexy, beefy guys doing the Dylan Pose. Another masterful execution by Foxbear. *swoon*

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foxbear:

So, those of you who have been following for a while may recall the “Parade of Singlets" posts that I did when I switched over to wearing singlets rather than jockstraps while lifting.  

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BUT, before we get to the swimsuits, I did a stripdown after lifting tonight, complete with singlet (University Singlet by N2N Bodywear) and goofy, toungue-tastic Dylan Pose.  

Swoon. Foxbear showing off his singlets and swimsuits…while doing the Dylan Pose!

Just look at that tongue.  So many thoughts.

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Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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