I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

Popular Posts


Recent Posts Posts tagged dylanpose

tartanpup:

Happy birthday noodlesandbeef hope you get a big cake and special gifts from your pups and friends! was going to show you these a few days ago, but here is my friend and trainer doing the Dylan pose, not a great birthday present but I hope you like it!

He admits he likes your blog and your progress from when you started working out, and that he loves the pose! He says he does it in his bathroom mirror after a shower because he loves the girth.

Gasp! My first birthday Dylan Pose :D

Your personal trainer is pretty beefy, thank you very much, tartanpup!

Reblogged from tartanpup

foxbear:

**Parade of Swimsuits: Part I**

First installment of the Parade, the Stratum Swimsuit by N2N Bodywear in dark grey.  I dub the poses Donning, Dry, Mowgli’s Road, Goofy Dylan, and Wet.

Enjoy, ya pervs!

…speaking of hot, sexy, beefy guys doing the Dylan Pose. Another masterful execution by Foxbear. *swoon*

Reblogged from foxbear

foxbear:

So, those of you who have been following for a while may recall the “Parade of Singlets" posts that I did when I switched over to wearing singlets rather than jockstraps while lifting.  

[ … ]

BUT, before we get to the swimsuits, I did a stripdown after lifting tonight, complete with singlet (University Singlet by N2N Bodywear) and goofy, toungue-tastic Dylan Pose.  

Swoon. Foxbear showing off his singlets and swimsuits…while doing the Dylan Pose!

Just look at that tongue.  So many thoughts.

Reblogged from foxbear

cornfedmusclecub:

After one year, I’m down 45 lbs and this is the new and improved Cornfed Muscle Cub/Pup. Well Wilfredo, that’s my name if ya don’t know. I gained some muscle and I’m excited to take on the new year! I have 7 months to get the best body as I hope to show it off this summer. Ideally, I’d love to be able to wear a speedo or short trunks and feel comfortable!

I also attempted the Dylan pose for fun :-) noodlesandbeef

Mmm! Looking huge, pup! Keep up the hard work :D

Reblogged from cornfedmusclepup
gpenske:

Here’s my Dylan Pose, for the Noodles and Beef Calendar Contest.  Thinking about doing a naughtier version, but I had to shave my beard for Movember…

I’m a little late announcing this, but congratulations! Of the two entries I had, you won this week’s calendar :DA donation has been made in your name and a calendar will be mailed soon as you send me your contact info.There are two more changes to win a copy of the Noodles and Beef charity calendar, learn how to enter here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/contestLearn more about the charity calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

gpenske:

Here’s my Dylan Pose, for the Noodles and Beef Calendar Contest.  Thinking about doing a naughtier version, but I had to shave my beard for Movember…

I’m a little late announcing this, but congratulations! Of the two entries I had, you won this week’s calendar :D

A donation has been made in your name and a calendar will be mailed soon as you send me your contact info.

There are two more changes to win a copy of the Noodles and Beef charity calendar, learn how to enter here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/contest

Learn more about the charity calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Reblogged from gpenske

Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree