Noodles and Beef

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bruiserdv:

Someone told me this was the thing to do around here.

Ahhhh!!!  AHHHH!!!!
He did the Dylan Pose!  And so beefily…I want to take advantage of his green-screen accent wall and super-impose him into my bedroom.
If you’re new to tumblr, you sort of have to do the Dylan Pose to activate your account.

bruiserdv:

Someone told me this was the thing to do around here.

Ahhhh!!!  AHHHH!!!!

He did the Dylan Pose!  And so beefily…I want to take advantage of his green-screen accent wall and super-impose him into my bedroom.

If you’re new to tumblr, you sort of have to do the Dylan Pose to activate your account.

Tagged • dylanpose
Reblogged from bruiserdv
djcubster:

stlbeartender:

Woof!

This weekend’s “Military” drag
Also, accidental Dylan pose

Best accidental Dylan Pose…swoon!

djcubster:

stlbeartender:

Woof!

This weekend’s “Military” drag

Also, accidental Dylan pose

Best accidental Dylan Pose…swoon!

Tagged • dylanpose
Reblogged from djcubster

@JoeBeefWellington made the Dylan Pose his twitter icon.
I am so flattered right now :’<

@JoeBeefWellington made the Dylan Pose his twitter icon.

I am so flattered right now :’<

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Aikue submitted a Dylan Pose:

Happy bday Dylan! Here&#8217;s a Dylan pose just for you on your special day!!

Ahhh!  Thanks for the Dylan Pose!  Looking beefy as ever, Aikue!

Aikue submitted a Dylan Pose:

Happy bday Dylan! Here’s a Dylan pose just for you on your special day!!

Ahhh!  Thanks for the Dylan Pose!  Looking beefy as ever, Aikue!

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doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha
We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!
Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :&gt; I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!
I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah&#8230;remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.
Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha

We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!

Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :> I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!

I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah…remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.

Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

Tagged • dylanposeart
Reblogged from doxolove

tartancorpse:

gah!! i really need to get bigger my dylan pose looks so sloppy!?

any tips? anyone?

You did a just fine Dylan Pose!  But try turning towards the camera a bit, the change in perspective will emphasize your triceps!

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smalltownbigguy:

so yeah, what’s the about cut off shirts and straight boy realness?  also burrs, you can do a cut off with out a tara reid moment!  there may be a half dylan pose also

Another handsomely done Dylan Pose, thanks big guy!

smalltownbigguy:

so yeah, what’s the about cut off shirts and straight boy realness?  also burrs, you can do a cut off with out a tara reid moment!  there may be a half dylan pose also

Another handsomely done Dylan Pose, thanks big guy!

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Dylan Pose! on Flickr.FINALLY!  Pup does the Dylan Pose!

Dylan Pose! on Flickr.

FINALLY! Pup does the Dylan Pose!

Tagged • dylanpose
pwnymontana:

Aww Yiss the Dylan pose.

pwnymontana:

Aww Yiss the Dylan pose.

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iamtrexhearmeroar:

I so wasn’t feeling it today #Selfie…

I dunno, mister trex, looks good to me!  Maybe less tongue with your Dylan Pose :D

iamtrexhearmeroar:

I so wasn’t feeling it today #Selfie…

I dunno, mister trex, looks good to me!  Maybe less tongue with your Dylan Pose :D

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Thought you&#8217;d like to see this :) 
— submission from happyman56

Oh my&#8230;That&#8217;s quite the outfit you have.  Oh, and you have a pic from behind too.  Well then.  Ahem!  Thank you!  Wonderful accessorizing the Dylan pose!

Thought you’d like to see this :)

— submission from happyman56

Oh my…That’s quite the outfit you have.  Oh, and you have a pic from behind too.  Well then.  Ahem!  Thank you!  Wonderful accessorizing the Dylan pose!

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YOU MOTIVATE ME TO LIFT MORE &amp; MORE WEIGHTS. AM I DOING THE DYLAN POSE RIGHT? :)

Thanks for the submission, big guy! You look beefy and awesome, great job on the Dylan Pose, thank you!

YOU MOTIVATE ME TO LIFT MORE & MORE WEIGHTS. AM I DOING THE DYLAN POSE RIGHT? :)

Thanks for the submission, big guy! You look beefy and awesome, great job on the Dylan Pose, thank you!

Tagged • submissiondylanpose
carnenchiladas:

Dylan posing? I don’t think I’m doing it right

More triceps out, less pouting!

carnenchiladas:

Dylan posing? I don’t think I’m doing it right

More triceps out, less pouting!

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Reblogged from carnenchiladas

Thank you for turning my life around.  Am I doing the Dylan Pose right?

Yes, *sobbing* you made me proud, boy, with your Dylan Pose.  

Thank you for turning my life around.  Am I doing the Dylan Pose right?

Yes, *sobbing* you made me proud, boy, with your Dylan Pose.  

Tagged • dylanposesubmission
Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing&#8230;super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose&#8230;and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp&#8230;amazing.

Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing…super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose…and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp…amazing.

Tagged • submissiondylanposeart