I fit into Magnum XLs.
I found this out in the most embarrassing way: while losing my virginity.
The guy I was with passed me a condom and turned back to the bed, ass in the air. I struggled to get the condom on, and after a few minutes he came back to check on me.
“Oh, you’re too big!” He laughed, tossing the condom aside. He was a sweetheart, doing his best to make me feel better despite having such a big useless cock.
I was so embarrassed. I couldn’t even fit into a condom.
We went to a nearby pharmacy and he had me buy some Magnum’s.
This was before self-checkout, I had to talk to a real cashier. It was mortifying. I didn’t even had to look at them to feel the judgemental glance. “Magnums? Too big for the free condoms everyone uses? Pfft.”
Back to the hotel room. He’s being cute and subby while giving me head, only taking breaks to complain about his jaw hurting. Then comes the sex part. I pull apart the gold foil and he helps me push the condom over my cock.
Again. It doesn’t fit.
I couldn’t talk, I was too embarrassed.
What I didn’t know was that Magnum’s are only slightly thicker than the average condom, they’re really just longer. Poor virgin me thought I was a freak that needed custom condoms.
We made a second trip to the pharmacy, this time the guy I was with asked the clerk for Magnum XL’s.
“You know, if these don’t fit, you’ll probably be a virgin forever.”
I was mortified.
Thankfully, it fit. It was incredibly unpleasant and we ended up giving up because I couldn’t cum, but it fit.