I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)
You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D
I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!

madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)

You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D

I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!

Gym Sighting: The Casual Powerlifter
There he was, doing 605-pound squats for reps, like he was Derek Poundstone or something. I couldn’t keep my eyes off him…and I was caught a couple times staring. Embarrassing.He had this amazing squat belt. Four or Five inches wide, leather, with an oversized buckle. It just oozed hyper masculine powerlifter…I had to have it. Cautiously, I approached him and squeaked out a question, asking him where he got his belt and if he was a “pro” lifter. The belt was a Titan Toro, and he was a casual lifter. Or, as he explained “I was bored and now I’m lifting, like, upwards of 600 pounds.” He’s doing reps of a weight I max-out on. Sigh! Slash fiction time:

"Oh, I was just bored," he lied, casually bouncing his pecs as he recovered from his last set. Brian Shaw was no amateur lifter, and if it weren’t for his clever bleached-blond disguise, this kid would probably recognize him for the WSM-competitor that he used to be.Kid had some legs on him…with the right training he could be a huge asset to team America, maybe even lift his way to a title at Fortissimus."You lifting tomorrow?" He asked, his piercing stare made the Filipino-mutt gulp and look down before nodding Yes. “Perfect,” Brian grinned, “maybe I’ll run into you, watch your form.”

Gym Sighting: The Casual Powerlifter

There he was, doing 605-pound squats for reps, like he was Derek Poundstone or something. I couldn’t keep my eyes off him…and I was caught a couple times staring. Embarrassing.

He had this amazing squat belt. Four or Five inches wide, leather, with an oversized buckle. It just oozed hyper masculine powerlifter…I had to have it. Cautiously, I approached him and squeaked out a question, asking him where he got his belt and if he was a “pro” lifter. 

The belt was a Titan Toro, and he was a casual lifter. Or, as he explained “I was bored and now I’m lifting, like, upwards of 600 pounds.” He’s doing reps of a weight I max-out on. Sigh! Slash fiction time:

"Oh, I was just bored," he lied, casually bouncing his pecs as he recovered from his last set. Brian Shaw was no amateur lifter, and if it weren’t for his clever bleached-blond disguise, this kid would probably recognize him for the WSM-competitor that he used to be.

Kid had some legs on him…with the right training he could be a huge asset to team America, maybe even lift his way to a title at Fortissimus.

"You lifting tomorrow?" He asked, his piercing stare made the Filipino-mutt gulp and look down before nodding Yes. “Perfect,” Brian grinned, “maybe I’ll run into you, watch your form.”
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Someone asked for my old Ursaring comics.  Here they are!

Some back story: my Ursaring was gay.  When I was more Pokemon obsessed, I drew comics about him.  Also, there is a proposed evolution I made up where a gay Ursaring evolves into an Ursaking…which is just the leather daddy version.

Ahhhh.  I was a nerd.

chipperwhale:

Trying to get my friend noodles and Beef’s face right for a commission. Little Pup thrown in there since you two are so cute.

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Ohhhhhh myyy God, Linny :< It’s perfect! I’m so effing’ kawaii! Hnngggg! I love it so much!!!
Attention, everyone. A couple months ago, I contributed some money to help kick-start my friend Lin’s part of THE SLEEP OF REASON, a horror comic anthology.  In return, Lin is giving me a commission.
Here’s what I asked for:

chipperwhale:

Trying to get my friend noodles and Beef’s face right for a commission. Little Pup thrown in there since you two are so cute.

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Ohhhhhh myyy God, Linny :< It’s perfect! I’m so effing’ kawaii! Hnngggg! I love it so much!!!

Attention, everyone. A couple months ago, I contributed some money to help kick-start my friend Lin’s part of THE SLEEP OF REASON, a horror comic anthology.  In return, Lin is giving me a commission.

Here’s what I asked for:

Reblogged from chipperwhale
holy crap, I never realized you were Ekigyuu! you were one of the first muscle/furry artists I discovered back when i first really started drawing! Your pictures kind of helped me discovered that I liked drawing them too! Dude, not only did you inspire me to work out, but to draw too?! Holy crap, what are the odds?!
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Yes, I used to go by ekigyuu, thankfully changed my screen name to something easier.

I don’t really draw so much anymore, but you can see all my old stuff on my art website California Cow.

"California Muscle Bear" shirt 

It&#8217;s meant to be a parody of the California state flag. Would anyone wear this? Pup thinks it&#8217;s really tacky.
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"California Muscle Bear" shirt

It’s meant to be a parody of the California state flag. Would anyone wear this? Pup thinks it’s really tacky.

doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha
We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!
Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :&gt; I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!
I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah&#8230;remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.
Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha

We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!

Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :> I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!

I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah…remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.

Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

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Re-visiting old characters from that California Cow thing.  Ken and Bronx.
I think I like Bronx as a sub.
And now I want to redo everyone from the comic.
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Re-visiting old characters from that California Cow thing.  Ken and Bronx.

I think I like Bronx as a sub.

And now I want to redo everyone from the comic.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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