Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

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“California Muscle Bear” shirt 

It’s meant to be a parody of the California state flag. Would anyone wear this? Pup thinks it’s really tacky.

“California Muscle Bear” shirt

It’s meant to be a parody of the California state flag. Would anyone wear this? Pup thinks it’s really tacky.

Tagged • art
doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha
We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!
Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :> I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!
I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah…remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.
Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

doxolove:

Dylan, that cool duder who coined the dylan pose is someone I’ve known since Jr. High! He was the scrawniest little filippino guy you have ever seen, hahaha

We were nerds together, watching the animu and playing pokemon cards and everything else under the sun that was considered nerdy or unusual!

Ever since he moved to San Fran he’s done a huge 180 and continues to live the way he wants :> I still get the vibe that you’re still the same guy I knew with the added bonus of being a HUGE BEEFCAKE with a cute boyfriend!

I’m glad everything is working out for you! Miss you lots!

Ah…remember how awkward I was in High School?  Still just as awkward, but I dress better.

Thank you for the doodle!  Ahhh!  You made me look so beefy doing the Dylan Pose!  I love how you draw hands!!!

Tagged • dylanposeart
Reblogged from doxolove

happy belated birthday (from Grisser, thank you!!!)

happy belated birthday (from Grisser, thank you!!!)

Tagged • submissionart
Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing…super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose…and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp…amazing.

Wow, thanks for the submission, Bokuryu!  This is an amazing drawing…super beefy bull and pup doing the Dylan Pose…and is that the Forced Perspective Pose?  Gasp…amazing.

Tagged • submissiondylanposeart
Preview of my XXXmas costume.  I will be a sexy reindeer.
It’s 75% finished.  Harness and antlers secured, my leather smith is working on the arm bands and collar…still need to get the short-short chaps.

Preview of my XXXmas costume.  I will be a sexy reindeer.

It’s 75% finished.  Harness and antlers secured, my leather smith is working on the arm bands and collar…still need to get the short-short chaps.

Tagged • artfashion
Angus has bad breath.
Thats what this is about.
Guys, I’m sorry for my lame doodles.  I’m so out of practice.

Angus has bad breath.

Thats what this is about.

Guys, I’m sorry for my lame doodles.  I’m so out of practice.

Tagged • art
Re-visiting old characters from that California Cow thing.  Ken and Bronx.
I think I like Bronx as a sub.
And now I want to redo everyone from the comic.

Re-visiting old characters from that California Cow thing.  Ken and Bronx.

I think I like Bronx as a sub.

And now I want to redo everyone from the comic.

Tagged • art
Doodles and Beef

Doodles and Beef

Tagged • art
can you doodle me at the gym with a tall bull who is wearing a polkadot bikini? :P
edt3ch5

I have no idea what you look like, so I improvised from your icon.

Tagged • questionsart
You should draw Wreck it Ralph.
mikeyjablonski

Sorry for my sloppy handwriting.  I’m telling Ralph “I’m gonna wreck it!”

Ralph is a bottom.  Obviously.

Tagged • questionsart

blamglamzap:

noodlesandbeef replied to your post: thegreencorgi replied to your photo: I have…

WHAT? I’m comin’ over. Take your pants off so I can find you easier.

*shines butt beacon*

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Reblogged from blamglamzap
Hi. I would like to ask if you could doodle more of Ursaking? I find him to be big and cuddly.
Anonymous

Tagged • questionspokemonart
My daily doodle the past few days has been trying to figure out how to finish my tattoo.

This is the outline I’m working with.  The Taurus circle is already on my back, so I’m adding a larger piece that spans my shoulders.  I was having trouble with what to fill the larger piece with…would it be solid, tribal, henna pattern?  Now I want this piece to be more than just an optical illusion that broadens my back.
After dozens of designs, I think I’ve narrowed it down to a final concept:
Celestial
Encircling the Taurus ring, the larger ring will be filled with the waxing/waning moon cycle (for growth, rebirth) and the wings contain two personally-significant constellations (Orion and Ursus Major) with numbered stars for the important people of my life.  
I can’t wait to get home and draw this out in larger detail.

My daily doodle the past few days has been trying to figure out how to finish my tattoo.

This is the outline I’m working with.  The Taurus circle is already on my back, so I’m adding a larger piece that spans my shoulders.  I was having trouble with what to fill the larger piece with…would it be solid, tribal, henna pattern?  Now I want this piece to be more than just an optical illusion that broadens my back.

After dozens of designs, I think I’ve narrowed it down to a final concept:

Celestial

Encircling the Taurus ring, the larger ring will be filled with the waxing/waning moon cycle (for growth, rebirth) and the wings contain two personally-significant constellations (Orion and Ursus Major) with numbered stars for the important people of my life.  

I can’t wait to get home and draw this out in larger detail.

Tagged • tattooart
What pokemon do you have on your team? What is your favortie pokemon? Can you make a doodle of your favorite pokemon wearing a bannana hat?
raidendrake

Okay. No judgements, please.

This is my team, left-to-right, counterclockwise:

  1. Specially bred miniature Entei
  2. Goldduck (lvl100, carefully bred from Alakazams and Goldducks for Psychic moveset, is literally the only Pokemon I do battle with)
  3. Lotad (bred for his dancing)
  4. My tragically Gay Ursaring (working on evolving him to an Ursaking, because only Gay Ursarings can evolve into the ultra-rare leatherdaddy variant of Ursaking)
  5. Rayquaza (my HM bitch; all the power of the world and I use him to cut down bushes)
  6. I leave one slot open for whatever I’m training at the time.

Many of my Pokemon are specially bred for personality, moves, or size. I feel like a lot of trainers blindly run out into the wild and catch random Pokemon, pump ‘em full of rare candies and hope for the best. You can only really unlock a Pokemon’s full potential if you breed them for perfection.

Only through Pokemon Eugenics can you really be a Pokemon Master.

(Yes, I’m a loser)

I have two favourite Pokemon: Goldduck (because he’s a badass) and Gay Ursaring (because he’s full of sass).

Tagged • questionsartpokemon