Hello, Handsome.


I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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Weigh In: 220.6 lbs

I’m certainly more defined, but I have lost considerable size. Frustrating!  I’ve also reached my mental capacity for body anxiety, and can no longer continue “cutting” because of how small I feel.  THEREFORE, I am officially beginning bulking.  Starting today.

Alexies’ routine is out, I’m going back to my old bodybuilding routine…but I’m changing the order of muscle groups to how Alexies does it.  Seems to make much more sense.  Triceps and Chest on the same day? Of course! Duh!

Diet is going back to my good ‘ol bulking regimen of excess calories and protein.  Will post diet logs shortly and a new routine hopefully.

365/133 Surprise Shower on Flickr.

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Gasp, dramatic lighting.

365/133 Surprise Shower on Flickr.

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Gasp, dramatic lighting.

365/134 Sassy Grass on Flickr.Via Flickr:
Enjoying a quick romp through the field at my old elementary school.

365/134 Sassy Grass on Flickr.

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Enjoying a quick romp through the field at my old elementary school.

Bath Time (by Noodles and Beef)
Can’t believe I didn’t post this to tumblr! This was one of my favourite pics from 2010…ah, memories!

Bath Time (by Noodles and Beef)

Can’t believe I didn’t post this to tumblr! This was one of my favourite pics from 2010…ah, memories!

Memories of 2010.

Memories of 2010.

Deal with it on Flickr.

I don’t even know what my hands are doing. Is that a gang sign? I’m going to get sour for wearing all red! Gah!

Deal with it on Flickr.

I don’t even know what my hands are doing. Is that a gang sign? I’m going to get sour for wearing all red! Gah!

Oh, Chuck! on Flickr.Via Flickr:
He’s the best for putting up with my photo ops.

Oh, Chuck! on Flickr.

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He’s the best for putting up with my photo ops.

Tanning (by Noodles and Beef)

Tanning (by Noodles and Beef)

Tea Dance (by Noodles and Beef)

Tea Dance (by Noodles and Beef)

Going back to my room with Chuck

Going back to my room with Chuck

Dramatic Dive (by Noodles and Beef)

Dramatic Dive (by Noodles and Beef)