I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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33/365 Mr Kevin and his Boys
Had a wonderful breakfast with Mr Kevin.  He’s sort of my D/s mentor…our talks are always so enlightening.  I’ve gotta be at my best for my pups and his advice has been indispensable for our unique relationship.
Also, it was really nice seeing the result of his work.  Mr Kevin has a really beautiful air of influence over his subs…it was amazing watching their subtle interactions.

33/365 Mr Kevin and his Boys

Had a wonderful breakfast with Mr Kevin.  He’s sort of my D/s mentor…our talks are always so enlightening.  I’ve gotta be at my best for my pups and his advice has been indispensable for our unique relationship.

Also, it was really nice seeing the result of his work.  Mr Kevin has a really beautiful air of influence over his subs…it was amazing watching their subtle interactions.

88/365 Jogging on Flickr.Singapore is kind of what I imagine a modern-day Babylon would look like.  Lush, tropical landscapes everywhere you look, with gorgeous modern architecture bursting from the trees like the buildings were placed by nature.
I’m kind of over-romanticizing it, but the place is gorgeous.

88/365 Jogging on Flickr.

Singapore is kind of what I imagine a modern-day Babylon would look like. Lush, tropical landscapes everywhere you look, with gorgeous modern architecture bursting from the trees like the buildings were placed by nature.

I’m kind of over-romanticizing it, but the place is gorgeous.

66/365 Week 4 of Cutting
Compared to my first week of cutting, there is not much visual difference. The fat loss is much slower than I was hoping for; I’ve lost 5lbs more of fat and gained a little more muscle (my rump is an inch bigger), but nothing too noticeable.
 Nevertheless, with this new cutting regimen I’ve actually improved on some measurements *while* losing fat, so maybe I should just stick with it a little longer. Usually I have a BDD freakout after I lose too much weight because all my measurements are dwindling smaller, but I haven’t had nearly as much body anxiety with this new regimen. Just two more weeks till I start bulking.  Hang in there, me!

66/365 Week 4 of Cutting

Compared to my first week of cutting, there is not much visual difference. The fat loss is much slower than I was hoping for; I’ve lost 5lbs more of fat and gained a little more muscle (my rump is an inch bigger), but nothing too noticeable.


Nevertheless, with this new cutting regimen I’ve actually improved on some measurements *while* losing fat, so maybe I should just stick with it a little longer. Usually I have a BDD freakout after I lose too much weight because all my measurements are dwindling smaller, but I haven’t had nearly as much body anxiety with this new regimen.

Just two more weeks till I start bulking.  Hang in there, me!

55/365 Climbing on Flickr.Took pup hiking around Santa Cruz as part of his birthday present, and discovered this awesome train bridge.  I wanted to do some dramatic shots from the 40-foot drop, but pup was worried I’d slip and die.  So.  This was all I got to take.  :/

55/365 Climbing on Flickr.

Took pup hiking around Santa Cruz as part of his birthday present, and discovered this awesome train bridge. I wanted to do some dramatic shots from the 40-foot drop, but pup was worried I’d slip and die. So. This was all I got to take. :/

41/365 Week 1 of cutting on Flickr.Pup and I have been cutting for a little over a week (okay, 16 days for me).
I’ve lost about 15lbs of fat, and about half an inch on all my measurements, however my chest has grown +2.5” to an all-time large of 52.5”.
I’m doing a whole new diet (carb restrictive) and workout regime (negative reps to failure)…the results thus far have been surprisingly exceptional.  Even pup has lost ~15lbs, while improving on a couple of his measurements.

41/365 Week 1 of cutting on Flickr.

Pup and I have been cutting for a little over a week (okay, 16 days for me).

I’ve lost about 15lbs of fat, and about half an inch on all my measurements, however my chest has grown +2.5” to an all-time large of 52.5”.

I’m doing a whole new diet (carb restrictive) and workout regime (negative reps to failure)…the results thus far have been surprisingly exceptional. Even pup has lost ~15lbs, while improving on a couple of his measurements.

31/365 SFO✈CUN on Flickr.When The Giants won the world series the fans set fire to half the city.  So I’m fleeing to Mexico hoping to escape the upcoming NFL-related riots.
Playing with my new Sony SEL1018 10-18mm Wide-Angle Zoom Lens.  The distortion is amazing.  Can’t wait to take shots in Mexico.

31/365 SFO✈CUN on Flickr.

When The Giants won the world series the fans set fire to half the city. So I’m fleeing to Mexico hoping to escape the upcoming NFL-related riots.

Playing with my new Sony SEL1018 10-18mm Wide-Angle Zoom Lens. The distortion is amazing. Can’t wait to take shots in Mexico.

21/365 Restaurant Depot! on Flickr.Because pup is a restaurateur he has access to Restaurant Depot, which is like Costco, but for restaurants. 10-pound boxes of tuna steaks for $50, tubs of authentic mozzarella de buffalo, entire cows butchered to your specifications…Its a little like gainer paradise.
We’ve started shopping here because our combined 10,000+calories/day diets require we buy things in restaurant-size quantities.  Sigh.

21/365 Restaurant Depot! on Flickr.

Because pup is a restaurateur he has access to Restaurant Depot, which is like Costco, but for restaurants. 10-pound boxes of tuna steaks for $50, tubs of authentic mozzarella de buffalo, entire cows butchered to your specifications…Its a little like gainer paradise.

We’ve started shopping here because our combined 10,000+calories/day diets require we buy things in restaurant-size quantities. Sigh.


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