Noodles and Beef

I wrote a plugin for Chrome that replaces anonymous tumblr...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:33:00 -0700

I wrote a plugin for Chrome that replaces anonymous tumblr people with strong female role models.

Results are hilarious.

Would anyone want this?

Why do you never answer my questions :(

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:18:24 -0700

I’m a civilian now, Senator, I don’t answer those kinds of questions anymore.

This might be stupid, but I put together a FAQ for Noodles and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:56:01 -0700

This might be stupid, but I put together a FAQ for Noodles and Beef.

Let me know if I’m missing anything by asking for it :D

Actually, I want this to be the photo for September. But it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:00:44 -0700

Actually, I want this to be the photo for September. But it’s probably too silly.

I don't want to insult you, but in those last football photos it feels a little like you had a "what a drag"-moment, a little burned out. Also: why not goof around more with throwing or catching the football? That should provide for some unique poses of your muscles :]

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:56:09 -0700

Eh. Yeah. I wasn’t really feeling the shoot. I think I need to do it over. Like, it’s a sport shoot and I’m just standing there. Lame.

I wish I paid more attention to Tyra’s lessons on America’s Next Top Model so I’d know how to break this pose funk.

Okay. Pup and I are really butting heads on art direction for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:23:57 -0700

Option A

Option B

Option C

Okay. Pup and I are really butting heads on art direction for the September shoot; I’ll need your guys’ help to break this three-way tie.

Which photo should I use for September?

Option A (top left) with my arms down
Option B (top right) with one arm up
Option C (bottom) with my butt hanging out

As always, please reblog with your selection, thank you!

Learn more about my calendar project here:

noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Not really outtakes, just kinda goofing off when I realized the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:50:40 -0700

Not really outtakes, just kinda goofing off when I realized the scene I picked wouldn’t work for a “football” shoot.

The football shorts don’t cover my ass very well. Hmmm.

I had scouted this awesome football field for the September...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:06:50 -0700

I had scouted this awesome football field for the September shoot, but when I got there it was filled with high school kids…so, that didn’t work out.

I drove to a nearby abandoned military station. The derelict concrete fort is a perfect backdrop for kinky-leathery-fetishy photo shoots, but wasn’t quite “football.”

Sigh. Oh well.

Will try again tomorrow. In the meantime, here’s the footballer outfit.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar.

Football photo shoot

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:01:48 -0700

Football photo shoot

Ugh

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:48 -0700

My life.

February Outtake on Flickr.Wet tank tops photograph better from...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:45:12 -0700

February Outtake on Flickr.

Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!

Another outtake from February’s shoot. Learn more about my charity calendar project here:
http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash....

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:43:04 -0700

Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash. Here’s an outtake.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

September for my calendar project is proving to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:31:14 -0700

September for my calendar project is proving to be…difficult.

…because September is a leather themed shoot and I have so many outfits.

Ahhhh…gay problems!

bruiserdv: Someone told me this was the thing to do around...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:51:54 -0700

bruiserdv:

Someone told me this was the thing to do around here.

Ahhhh!!! AHHHH!!!!

He did the Dylan Pose! And so beefily…I want to take advantage of his green-screen accent wall and super-impose him into my bedroom.

If you’re new to tumblr, you sort of have to do the Dylan Pose to activate your account.

So my original question was more rambly, but I'll cut to the chase this time: How does one go about finding a flag daddy, especially if you don't live in a "flag capital?" Are there other ways of getting into flagging? I find it beautiful and interesting and I'd like to try.

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:02:07 -0700

My flag daddy found me.

He came into my life when I needed him and left before I could get his number.

The flagging community is annoyingly low-tech. There is frustratingly little information online about this world and everything I know was learned through word-of-mouth.

However, there are a few active Facebook Groups you should follow:

Flagging in the Park SF: this is the big flagging group and series of parties for San Francisco. Xavier chairs the tea dances and also co-teaches flagging classes every Wednesday from 8:30 to 9:30pm at Fitness SF SoMa.

SoCal Flaggers: seems like a very active flagger group for folks in SoCal. Seems there are also a few folks who make and sell flags for the upcoming Pride flagging events…hmmm.

Flaggers USA: a little less active than the two Cali groups, but there are posts about flagging dances and events around America, some dances in NYC’s central park, Chicago, FTL…

If there is one rumor about you that you would wish die a painful death, what would it be?

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:24:14 -0700

Rumors I’m not fond of:

“He’s a Latino masseuse who lives in Texas.”
There is a guy in Texas who frequently uses my photos to advertise his services… I’ve had folks message me about massages. It’s annoying.

“He doesn’t let his partner have friends.”
This one is painfully ironic, because my last two relationships were with guys who didn’t want me to have friends, and as a result I vowed to never do that to someone I loved. Instead, I have always pushed pup to connect with his family and pursue friendships outside our relationship. Even if it means he sees the Star Trek movie without me.

“He’s a big, conceited, jerk.”
This is ridiculous, I’m not big at all! Nevertheless, I realize that my overzealous attempts at seeking validation have labeled me as a narcissistic exhibitionist…but, that couldn’t be further from the truth! I’m the most insecure person you’ll ever meet and a fierce friend when given the opportunity. Can we get coffee please?

“He has a huge dick but doesn’t know how to use it.”
Considering how few sexual partners I’ve had, I don’t know how this rumor started. The only feedback pup gives me in my post-coitus survey is that I should use something more lubricating than spit. Hmm.

Oh, inner-Phil-bear-beef. You fabulous, wonderful, amazing, man...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:52:59 -0700

Oh, inner-Phil-bear-beef. You fabulous, wonderful, amazing, man person, you!

I just got your box of birthday goodies, and now my desk is decorated with rainbow confetti and Slick It Up post cards.

Ahhhhhhh!!! Thank you so much! We have to wear our MEAT tanks and DIESEL sunglasses together on some future adventure!

Thank you thank you thank you!

*hyperventilating*

All my coworkers have now seen my blog

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:39:06 -0700

And at first I was embarrassed, but apparently they had already known about it for a while and nothing changed. Nice.

carnenchiladas: Master cooked lobster last night , it was...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:49:14 -0700

carnenchiladas:

Master cooked lobster last night , it was delicious, I ate three tails!

Finished flambe lobster.

Made flambe lobster tails last night. There isn’t a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:39:29 -0700

Made flambe lobster tails last night.

There isn’t a manlier cooking technique than flambe. Especially when you cook naked.

Once cooked, I rendered bacon and ghee in the pan with minced shallots and garlic. This was the dipping sauce.

Served over fava bean faux-risotto and caramelized brussel sprouts.

A bit too rich for me, but pup loves that kind of cooking.