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I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!
This is a very interesting graph.  The selected portion is from when I posted that Chicken Adobo photo, which quadrupled my pageviews.  What’s interesting is that more than half of returning visitors (folks who have read my blog in the last month) left my site after a few seconds (a bounce).  Yet their average time on my blog is three-times what a new visitor spent on my blog.
I think there must be a few returning users that spent, like, 400 hours on my blog and those outliers are skewing the results…  
Anyway, here’s some selected analytics tidbits:
The top 8 search terms are combinations of Noodles, Beef, And, Tumblr.  The people making these searches are overwhelmingly returning users. Which makes me think nobody bothers to bookmark this blog.
A lot of people are searching for noodles and beef nude, naked, or cock shot (really?).
On average, people look at 4-5 pages on my blog.
On average, people scroll through 10-11 pages using the scrolling-forever feature.  This is double what my old theme averaged.
Most people leave my blog after they look at photos of me.  Am I that repulsive?
My next analytics post will talk about what types of posts are most popular (ass pics) and what folks don’t bother reading (questions).

This is a very interesting graph.  The selected portion is from when I posted that Chicken Adobo photo, which quadrupled my pageviews.  What’s interesting is that more than half of returning visitors (folks who have read my blog in the last month) left my site after a few seconds (a bounce).  Yet their average time on my blog is three-times what a new visitor spent on my blog.

I think there must be a few returning users that spent, like, 400 hours on my blog and those outliers are skewing the results…  

Anyway, here’s some selected analytics tidbits:

  • The top 8 search terms are combinations of Noodles, Beef, And, Tumblr.  The people making these searches are overwhelmingly returning users. Which makes me think nobody bothers to bookmark this blog.
  • A lot of people are searching for noodles and beef nude, naked, or cock shot (really?).
  • On average, people look at 4-5 pages on my blog.
  • On average, people scroll through 10-11 pages using the scrolling-forever feature.  This is double what my old theme averaged.
  • Most people leave my blog after they look at photos of me.  Am I that repulsive?

My next analytics post will talk about what types of posts are most popular (ass pics) and what folks don’t bother reading (questions).

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    1. benjalbany said: You’re anything but(t) repulsive! Is that for tumblr or lj, and what analytics package are you using?
    2. needle said: Any way to quantify tumblr followers and rss views, and don’t you think that would balance things? Does leaving after photo views mean they came for smutty reasons? And why don’t they use bookmarks? Are they worried about their wife finding it?
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