Anonymous asks:
How do you make your bulge pop out so much and look big? Mine is nowhere as impressive.

I’m modestly endowed, but there are a few tricks I’ve learned through the years that anyone can use to make your junk more presentable:

  1. Use Rembrandt Lighting to accentuate the depth of your package.  At COLT we used a dedicated spot to give stronger contrast to penises.
  2. Wear swim trunks or underwear with a built-in pouch or jock.  My favourite is from AussieBum, hefts my package right out there.  Boom.  Just look at it.
  3. Don’t stuff your package with socks or wear a giant cock ring.  This always looks super fake.
  4. Be really well endowed.
  5. Tuck your cock up and over the balls.  Never upwards or to the side.
  6. Wear something flattering.  Dark colours will hide your package as will overly-tight fitting gear.  Just be smart about it, only wear what makes you feel good about yourself.

Eh.  That’s all I got.  I’m sure there are more tricks, but most of my optical-illusions and savvy are about making your body look bigger.