How do you make your bulge pop out so much and look big? Mine is nowhere as impressive.
I’m modestly endowed, but there are a few tricks I’ve learned through the years that anyone can use to make your junk more presentable:
- Use Rembrandt Lighting to accentuate the depth of your package. At COLT we used a dedicated spot to give stronger contrast to penises.
- Wear swim trunks or underwear with a built-in pouch or jock. My favourite is from AussieBum, hefts my package right out there. Boom. Just look at it.
- Don’t stuff your package with socks or wear a giant cock ring. This always looks super fake.
- Be really well endowed.
- Tuck your cock up and over the balls. Never upwards or to the side.
- Wear something flattering. Dark colours will hide your package as will overly-tight fitting gear. Just be smart about it, only wear what makes you feel good about yourself.
Eh. That’s all I got. I’m sure there are more tricks, but most of my optical-illusions and savvy are about making your body look bigger.