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Interest in types by body density

The above graph charts relative attraction against the range of body densities grouped by their average gay cliques. The data is from my Gay Cliques Census.

Chubs are one of the least sought after groups, with less than 10% of survey respondents saying they were into Chubs. The only people who are into Chubs are Chasers, Gainers, and other Chubs.

As you can see in the chart above, interest in Chubs is highest towards the fattier (or less dense) end of the body type spectrum, with interest declining as the suitors’ bodyfat decreases.

I’ve included Muscle Bears (the most desired clique) for comparison. Interest in Muscle Bears is pretty consistent, but steadily increases the less bodyfat you have…until you get to Bulls (but thats because Bulls seem to go after younger, smaller guys and they skewed the data).

I’m just guessing, but let’s say that the Muscle Pup, Gym Bunny, Gym Rat, and Muscle Bear cliques is when folks start looking like bodybuilders. If this is the case, then ~2% of respondents with Bodybuilder stats are into Chubs, or one-in-fifty bodybuilders are into Chubs.

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Noodles and Beef

Noodles and Beef

I'm a gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do computer stuff for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

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  1. thelifeandtimesofagaymer said: “Chubs are one of the least sought after groups.” Sigh - this does wonders for my already terrible self-esteem.
  2. nurhitoride said: poor twinks
  3. alan2011 said: @chub4chaser Remember this is all based off of “his” own census. Making it a personal hypothesis.
  4. pandaspots said: LMAO DAMN! Noodles! your harshing the fantasy man!
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