Thank you. I'm your host, Noodles and Beef, and this is my blog. Its a journal I've been keeping for the last 13-years. I use it to record my experiences so I can better appreciate my life.
There are parts of the human experience that you have to wait to experience. Like beautiful man nipples. I'm at a point in my life where a lot of the experiences I'm documenting are too sexy for people under 18-years-old. So please use discretion when reading my blog in public places and don't read my blog if you're a kid.
Because nipples.I understand