1. thebeardedmystery is a pretty cool tumblr by a bearded mystery.  So I followed.
  2. Oh stop, you.  I’m not “tumblr famous.” You have me confused for the tumblrati-likes of Campus Beef, Ginger Beef, or Blam Glam Beef.  Noodles and Beef is still pretty un-famous.
  3. What? Guys, its no big deal. I’m just another follower.