Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

Ugh, I need to get back into drawing. I’m so rusty and all my stuff is so sketchy!
Anyway.  Enough doodle complaints…here’s some slash fiction:

A Personal Trainer by day and Disk Jockey by night, JT had experienced the highs and lows of being an A-list Muscle Bear.  His good looks and excellent beat-matching had become a curse he could never escape…everyone wanted to be him (or with him) and the attention suffocated JT.
“Oh, to be THAT scrawny,” JT sighed, eyeing the wimpy Filipino kid struggling with bench presses.  He was one of the lucky ones: his unfortunate genetics would prevent him from escaping Twinkdom while his adult acne would protect him from popularity.  And yet, there was something endearing about him that made JT’s heart flutter.
“Excuse me, JT?” The skinny Filipino’s voice pitched, forever stuck in puberty, “Can you show me how to be a Muscle Bear?” JT quickly turned him away, warning him he would never be big enough to become a Muscle Bear before hurrying off.  His heart pounding…how could he fall for this twink when he needed to protect him from the contagious burdens of beardom?

He was actually wearing a tank-top, but the drawing looked much better shirtless. 

Ugh, I need to get back into drawing. I’m so rusty and all my stuff is so sketchy!

Anyway.  Enough doodle complaints…here’s some slash fiction:

A Personal Trainer by day and Disk Jockey by night, JT had experienced the highs and lows of being an A-list Muscle Bear.  His good looks and excellent beat-matching had become a curse he could never escape…everyone wanted to be him (or with him) and the attention suffocated JT.

“Oh, to be THAT scrawny,” JT sighed, eyeing the wimpy Filipino kid struggling with bench presses.  He was one of the lucky ones: his unfortunate genetics would prevent him from escaping Twinkdom while his adult acne would protect him from popularity.  And yet, there was something endearing about him that made JT’s heart flutter.

“Excuse me, JT?” The skinny Filipino’s voice pitched, forever stuck in puberty, “Can you show me how to be a Muscle Bear?” JT quickly turned him away, warning him he would never be big enough to become a Muscle Bear before hurrying off.  His heart pounding…how could he fall for this twink when he needed to protect him from the contagious burdens of beardom?

He was actually wearing a tank-top, but the drawing looked much better shirtless. 

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Noodles and Beef

Noodles and Beef

I'm a gay, 26-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do computer stuff for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

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  1. musclelockeroom reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  2. currytiger said: I’m a Filipino. I’m kid. and I’m whimpy.
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  4. knetye8124 reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    first lines LOL I just picked up a pencil again today its been 3 years since I have drawn anything
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