Gym Sightings sketch dump, hope y’all don’t mind. Here’s an old one:
Greg Valentino was a medley of talents: model, actor, playboy…with abs like these, he could have anyone. Anyone, that is, except Dylan. He had evaded Greg’s charm surreptitiously, completely ignoring him when he rubbed his abs. Instead, he seemed to float around these heavyset powerlifters.
“Grrr…. What do they have that I don’t?” He shot another look at Dylan, the first man ever to ignore Greg’s allure.
He was in love.
