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I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!
Special Guest slash-fiction by multi-masked (thanks again!):

As Neil finished his set, his heart pumping hard, he noticed across the room this handsome Dutch(Maybe Filipino?) guy checking him out. Although muscular, Neil grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, yearning for someone that held the same ideals as him. He started imagining himself with the man across the room, playing a game, rolling a 6, 20+ damage. The thoughts were too much for him, as his package, already hard to conceal, started to grow ever larger. Knowing that it would be hard to conceal, he played it off, hoping his new crush wouldn’t notice how big he was. If anything, he didn’t want his crush to think he was a top rather than the power bottom that he is. 

The best part of these Gym Sightings is the horrible slash fiction. Thanks again, multi-mask for writing.

Special Guest slash-fiction by multi-masked (thanks again!):

As Neil finished his set, his heart pumping hard, he noticed across the room this handsome Dutch(Maybe Filipino?) guy checking him out. Although muscular, Neil grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons, yearning for someone that held the same ideals as him. He started imagining himself with the man across the room, playing a game, rolling a 6, 20+ damage. The thoughts were too much for him, as his package, already hard to conceal, started to grow ever larger. Knowing that it would be hard to conceal, he played it off, hoping his new crush wouldn’t notice how big he was. If anything, he didn’t want his crush to think he was a top rather than the power bottom that he is. 

The best part of these Gym Sightings is the horrible slash fiction. Thanks again, multi-mask for writing.

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  1. fuzzyenthusiast reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    Swooon. Love the slash fic, especially this one.
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  3. bohemian-hybrid said: Your Gymsightings are amazingly awesome! Please, please continue them. They make me smile everytime I see them!
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