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I’m sure everyone has experienced this phenomenon: the further away you are from someone you find attractive, the more they’re into you.  Meanwhile, undateable trolls are pretty much always into you at any distance.

I’m sure everyone has experienced this phenomenon: the further away you are from someone you find attractive, the more they’re into you.  Meanwhile, undateable trolls are pretty much always into you at any distance.

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  1. 8shadesofnifty reblogged this from ggeeooffff and added:
    I always enjoy meeting my date’s wife and kids…. :/
  2. ggeeooffff reblogged this from taller25 and added:
    My area has a lot of “Mentally Unstable”
  3. twater-otter reblogged this from jdgentleman
  4. jdgentleman reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    OH THE GODDAMN ACCURACY!
  5. guinnesscub reblogged this from thelockerroom
  6. sodolove reblogged this from hunkdude
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  9. hunkdude reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  10. radiantsilverspoon reblogged this from thelockerroom
  11. cityboy93 reblogged this from hothunk414
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  13. thelockerroom reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  14. tumblethesenotes reblogged this from nkfr
  15. sonic-hip-attack reblogged this from sageoflogic and added:
    … This graph is really insulting and mean. But then, I’ve spent 10 years being painfully aware that nobody could ever be...
  16. christheuntitled reblogged this from sageoflogic
  17. sageoflogic reblogged this from nkfr
  18. mrslowcountry reblogged this from nkfr and added:
    True-ish. I wouldn’t say that the people nearby are HIDEOUS MONSTERS, but…NO, I’M NOT INTERESTED.
  19. scudmuffinlovesbeards reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  20. nowheretolaymyhead reblogged this from edt3ch and added:
    Yup…… Story of my life.
  21. thepinkgene reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  22. taller25 reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  23. hunkdude reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    Yes, how true, that. Poetic license… But also: Interest in YOU vs. Interest in THEM. INVERSE proportion, usually. lol...