Hello, Handsome.


I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!
Come on, your ass and half naked pictures are getting old, your just a has been, Bro.
Anonymous

While I appreciate the anecdote, I feel like you’re missing some critical analysis of my blog and traffic.  Let’s review:

A “Has Been” is defined as someone famous who’s popularity has peaked and is in rapid decline.  Needless to say, that’s not the case here, as I’ve never been “popular.”  Furthermore, the graph on the bottom shows a growing trend in post popularity, with spikes whenever I post a photo of my ass.

Don’t blame yourself, bro.

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  1. nhmortgagebroker reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  2. absentmindedmo said: Well Said!
  3. ramennoodlessc said: Hey “BRO” … Why don’t you post something with a little more substance, oh and don’t be a pussy and hide behind “Anonymous” Peace Out BRO
  4. lolcubz said: That’s awesome. How you do those charts ? Do you have a special script to do that or is it just manual.
  5. bloodyboredom said: bro
  6. male-pulchritude said: Well, Snap!
  7. redwineandthemuse said: that was perfect.
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