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I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about personal stuff but more often I post photos of my butt.

I'm a single, gay, 25-year-old who lives in San Francisco, and I do UX for a living. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!
I’m house sitting for my Mom, so I’ve got internet. Which is great, because I needed to post this gym sighting. His form was horrible, he never re-racked his weights, but he had these big muscles which made me ignore all that. Slash fiction time:

Despite his short stature and puny size, Ryan knew the Filipino/Dutch kid was a seasoned lifter. His big give-away was the way he lip-synced the Moto Blanco remix of Paparazzi: by doing 80-pound curls in time with the beat.Ryan knew exactly how to get this guy’s attention. Poor form and never racking weights…pet peeves to anyone thatserious about working out.  He could feel the Pinoy kid’s anger grow with each lousy rep…hopefully he’d be annoyed enough to come over and show correct form. Then Ryan would have the perfect chance to give him his phone number.

Ugh, I hate it when people don’t rack their weights! Or when they yell really loud! Ugh! So annoying!

I’m house sitting for my Mom, so I’ve got internet. Which is great, because I needed to post this gym sighting. His form was horrible, he never re-racked his weights, but he had these big muscles which made me ignore all that. Slash fiction time:

Despite his short stature and puny size, Ryan knew the Filipino/Dutch kid was a seasoned lifter. His big give-away was the way he lip-synced the Moto Blanco remix of Paparazzi: by doing 80-pound curls in time with the beat.

Ryan knew exactly how to get this guy’s attention. Poor form and never racking weights…pet peeves to anyone thatserious about working out.

He could feel the Pinoy kid’s anger grow with each lousy rep…hopefully he’d be annoyed enough to come over and show correct form. Then Ryan would have the perfect chance to give him his phone number.

Ugh, I hate it when people don’t rack their weights! Or when they yell really loud! Ugh! So annoying!

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