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This actually happened. My chronic awkwardness was in full effect during Bearracuda last night. But, yeah, why isn’t Wolverine really beefy? You get bigger by ripping the fascia of your muscle tissue through working out and then letting those rips heal.  Therefore, Wolverine should be, like, REALLY big because he heals really fast!

This actually happened. My chronic awkwardness was in full effect during Bearracuda last night.

But, yeah, why isn’t Wolverine really beefy? You get bigger by ripping the fascia of your muscle tissue through working out and then letting those rips heal.  Therefore, Wolverine should be, like, REALLY big because he heals really fast!

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  1. ottrpop reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  2. a-big-furry-rat reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    is so adorable, it hurts.
  3. jas360 reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
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  5. kalendil said: Regular humans heal by growing new tissue to fill in the damage… whereas Wolverine seems to just “go back to the way he would be if not for the damage”… he probably CAN’T get any buffer.
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  10. wedontknowjack said: All that healing must require quite a lot of energy, and energy doesn’t just come from nowhere. I don’t he think eats enough to gain mass, you don’t really see him eating the meals of five people at a sitting.
  11. muchjunk said: That’s exactly why I like Sam Kieth’s Wolverine!
  12. stormdthecastle said: O.o its so true. I can’t believe I didn’t think about it. Although several artists as well as the director of the next xman movie (same director of Black Swan & The Wrestler) show Wolverine off as a short stocky guy. Like bulldog-esque
  13. male-pulchritude said: Like he honey badger, Wolverine just don’t give a shit about what you think of his body. Besides, being a trained athlete, his body does not experience hypertrophy using the biological mechanism you described.
  14. thekumazone said: what a neeeeeerrrrrddd
  15. alcharlie reblogged this from noodlesandbeef
  16. 8shadesofnifty said: WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE!?!?!
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  18. innerbear said: OH my gosh i wish i could i have seen this
  19. tarotcub reblogged this from noodlesandbeef and added:
    Im sure you arent that bad xD
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