I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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I don’t do these memes, sorry @cornfedmusclepup, but after completing my Taipei 101 hotel backside shot, I realized I’ve got seven such portraits in this unofficial project.  I shall name the project Hotel Butts.  

Presenting: the hotel backside project, where I take photos of my butt in the place I’m staying. Left to right, top to bottom, Wynn Las Vegas, a train car to PortlandSingapore hotela penthouse in Acapulco, a boutique hotel in Playa del Carmen, and a condo in West Hollywood.

While I’m in Taipei the pups went to PLAY.  (rhymes!)

Easily one of the best parties of the year, PLAY closes Dore Alley weekend…and while my pups were initially reluctant to go without Master to lead them around, it looks like they had a blast.  We kept chatting throughout the night, they sent photos (it was lunch time here), and did ritual over facetime when they got home.

Sigh…I’m so lucky.  I love my pups so much…can’t wait to get home.

How we raised the money: I had a few extra calendars left over and auctioned them off along with a life size noodlesandbeef dakimakura.

I was not convinced it would be a successful fund raiser…I was very surprised with the turn out. I guess I really do have a lot of readers in Asia! Thank you, everyone who came. Sorry I’m so awkward.

How we raised the money: I had a few extra calendars left over and auctioned them off along with a life size noodlesandbeef dakimakura.

I was not convinced it would be a successful fund raiser…I was very surprised with the turn out. I guess I really do have a lot of readers in Asia! Thank you, everyone who came. Sorry I’m so awkward.

For his incredible generosity and hospitality, I gifted wolfbear a pair of flags I made. He had been a fan of flagging over chat and I had the pleasure of being his and Steve’s flag daddy during my stay.

I met the most adorable Japanese bear today.  Body of a bulldog, personality like a jovial tanuki.  He invited me to visit Okinawa, which I imagine is where he got such huge thighs.  


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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