I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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astarnamedwill:

With the support of my husband, I’m now starting a gainer diet. This is my first time trying to meal prep AND gain. 

I borrowed heavily from noodlesandbeef I started by adding activia yogurt to the morning shake to keep my digestive tract healthy.

Tomorrow I’ll make 3 dinners and ration them out. Idk if I should eat the same thing for lunch and dinner. :/ More research needed

This is beautiful.Try and get as much bulk cooking done in one day as possible, otherwise you get into this trap of cooking bulking meals all week and it consumes so much time.It’ll be slow at first, but once you get the hang of it your prep time will drop.  I can do a week’s worth of food for four men in 3-4 hours.

astarnamedwill:

With the support of my husband, I’m now starting a gainer diet. This is my first time trying to meal prep AND gain.

I borrowed heavily from noodlesandbeef I started by adding activia yogurt to the morning shake to keep my digestive tract healthy.

Tomorrow I’ll make 3 dinners and ration them out. Idk if I should eat the same thing for lunch and dinner. :/ More research needed

This is beautiful.

Try and get as much bulk cooking done in one day as possible, otherwise you get into this trap of cooking bulking meals all week and it consumes so much time.

It’ll be slow at first, but once you get the hang of it your prep time will drop. I can do a week’s worth of food for four men in 3-4 hours.

Reblogged from astarnamedwill

First week of scheduling one-on-one time with pups has been a success.

Well.  Kinda.

I consider myself a spontaneous person.  I hate the idea of “scheduling” time.  I think the most difficult part of having multiple pups is there is only one Master.  Until my pups learn to act as a unit, this seems like the only solution.

Master, I think my cot is deflated

Big pup has completely worn out the padding of his cot. Think we need something sturdier…

Meanwhile, lilpup wants a memory foam cot. We call him princess pup now.

innerbear:

bigxbad:

Does anyone else like to give nicknames to their gym crushes so that you can openly talk about them while working out?

Like: “oh man ‘strongman’ is looking extra beefy today. Grr”

Or: “hmm. I don’t see ‘bearded superman’ in today.”

YES! Cute cardio daddy, Mr harms, pecs galore, thigh guy just to name a few. i also do this on gaycations

Ah, yes, can’t forget Gyno-Guido, Waddles, or those-muscle-daddies-that-only-say-hi-to-one-of-us.

On the Asia cruise, a friend told us we were referred to as the “porn star cubs.” Later on that cruise someone had drunkenly confessed to nicknaming me Teddy Ruxpin.

Reblogged from innerbear
Is your life as perfect as you make it out to be?
Anonymous

Its all in the eyes of the beholder, anon.  I think my life is pretty awesome, but its not without negative parts:

Again, its all in the eyes of the beholder.  I’m aware of the things in my life that aren’t “perfect” and am actively working to make them better so I can be a better person.

But what is “perfect” without some struggle?  I couldn’t appreciate the good parts of my life if it weren’t for the bad ones.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree