Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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February Outtake on Flickr.Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!
Another outtake from February’s shoot.  Learn more about my charity calendar project here:http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

February Outtake on Flickr.

Wet tank tops photograph better from the back….brrr!

Another outtake from February’s shoot. Learn more about my charity calendar project here:
http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • vanityindygogo
Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.
Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Finally warm enough to do the February shoot: car wash.  Here’s an outtake.

Learn more about my calendar project here: http://noodlesandbeef.com/calendar

Tagged • rumpvanityindygogo

September for my calendar project is proving to be…difficult.
…because September is a leather themed shoot and I have so many outfits.
Ahhhh…gay problems!

September for my calendar project is proving to be…difficult.

…because September is a leather themed shoot and I have so many outfits.

Ahhhh…gay problems!

Tagged • indygogofashion
bruiserdv:

Someone told me this was the thing to do around here.

Ahhhh!!!  AHHHH!!!!
He did the Dylan Pose!  And so beefily…I want to take advantage of his green-screen accent wall and super-impose him into my bedroom.
If you’re new to tumblr, you sort of have to do the Dylan Pose to activate your account.

bruiserdv:

Someone told me this was the thing to do around here.

Ahhhh!!!  AHHHH!!!!

He did the Dylan Pose!  And so beefily…I want to take advantage of his green-screen accent wall and super-impose him into my bedroom.

If you’re new to tumblr, you sort of have to do the Dylan Pose to activate your account.

Tagged • dylanpose
Reblogged from bruiserdv
So my original question was more rambly, but I'll cut to the chase this time: How does one go about finding a flag daddy, especially if you don't live in a "flag capital?" Are there other ways of getting into flagging? I find it beautiful and interesting and I'd like to try.
habas

My flag daddy found me.

He came into my life when I needed him and left before I could get his number.

The flagging community is annoyingly low-tech.  There is frustratingly little information online about this world and everything I know was learned through word-of-mouth.

However, there are a few active Facebook Groups you should follow:

Flagging in the Park SF: this is the big flagging group and series of parties for San Francisco.  Xavier chairs the tea dances and also co-teaches flagging classes every Wednesday from 8:30 to 9:30pm at Fitness SF SoMa.

SoCal Flaggers: seems like a very active flagger group for folks in SoCal.  Seems there are also a few folks who make and sell flags for the upcoming Pride flagging events…hmmm.

Flaggers USA: a little less active than the two Cali groups, but there are posts about flagging dances and events around America, some dances in NYC’s central park, Chicago, FTL…

If there is one rumor about you that you would wish die a painful death, what would it be?
niebuck

Rumors I’m not fond of:

“He’s a Latino masseuse who lives in Texas.”
There is a guy in Texas who frequently uses my photos to advertise his services… I’ve had folks message me about massages. It’s annoying.

“He doesn’t let his partner have friends.”
This one is painfully ironic, because my last two relationships were with guys who didn’t want me to have friends, and as a result I vowed to never do that to someone I loved.  Instead, I have always pushed pup to connect with his family and pursue friendships outside our relationship. Even if it means he sees the Star Trek movie without me.

“He’s a big, conceited, jerk.”
This is ridiculous, I’m not big at all!  Nevertheless, I realize that my overzealous attempts at seeking validation have labeled me as a narcissistic exhibitionist…but, that couldn’t be further from the truth! I’m the most insecure person you’ll ever meet and a fierce friend when given the opportunity.  Can we get coffee please?

“He has a huge dick but doesn’t know how to use it.”
Considering how few sexual partners I’ve had, I don’t know how this rumor started. The only feedback pup gives me in my post-coitus survey is that I should use something more lubricating than spit. Hmm.

Tagged • questions

Oh, inner-Phil-bear-beef. You fabulous, wonderful, amazing, man person, you!

I just got your box of birthday goodies, and now my desk is decorated with rainbow confetti and Slick It Up post cards.

Ahhhhhhh!!!  Thank you so much!  We have to wear our MEAT tanks and DIESEL sunglasses together on some future adventure!

Thank you thank you thank you!

*hyperventilating*

Tagged • innerbear

All my coworkers have now seen my blog

And at first I was embarrassed, but apparently they had already known about it for a while and nothing changed. Nice.

carnenchiladas:

Master cooked lobster last night , it was delicious, I ate three tails!

Finished flambe lobster.

carnenchiladas:

Master cooked lobster last night , it was delicious, I ate three tails!

Finished flambe lobster.

Tagged • food
Reblogged from carnenchiladas

Made flambe lobster tails last night.

There isn’t a manlier cooking technique than flambe.  Especially when you cook naked.

Once cooked, I rendered bacon and ghee in the pan with minced shallots and garlic.  This was the dipping sauce.

Served over fava bean faux-risotto and caramelized brussel sprouts.

A bit too rich for me, but pup loves that kind of cooking.

Tagged • foodvideo
djcubster:

stlbeartender:

Woof!

This weekend’s “Military” drag
Also, accidental Dylan pose

Best accidental Dylan Pose…swoon!

djcubster:

stlbeartender:

Woof!

This weekend’s “Military” drag

Also, accidental Dylan pose

Best accidental Dylan Pose…swoon!

Tagged • dylanpose
Reblogged from djcubster
I’m starting to think he likes being flogged to the point where its no longer a detriment to poor behavior.

I’m starting to think he likes being flogged to the point where its no longer a detriment to poor behavior.

A sea of colourful flags. Siiiigggghhh…soon as we left the flagging party I couldn’t wait for the next one to begin.  The music is incredible, everyone is so friendly, and flagging is an awesome workout.
I lost some of my stamina gaining weight last year, it was so humbling having to take breaks between songs because I lost my breath.

A sea of colourful flags. Siiiigggghhh…soon as we left the flagging party I couldn’t wait for the next one to begin.  The music is incredible, everyone is so friendly, and flagging is an awesome workout.

I lost some of my stamina gaining weight last year, it was so humbling having to take breaks between songs because I lost my breath.

Tagged • flagging

Flagging is an awesome upper body workout.

I’m going to pretend it’s what gave pup his 21” arms.

Tagged • flagging

Andrew, serving effortless poi flagging with his bear poi flags.  He makes it look so easy!  Argh!

Tagged • flaggingvideo