I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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Send me a username on anon and I’ll say if I’ll Top or Bottom for him/them

Last night I reblogged that meme about who you would top/bottom.  Got a lot of responses.  Instead of doing one at a time and flooding everyone’s feed, I’m going to do them all right now for TMI tuesday.

I’ve written before that I’m not the most sexual person, so my default answer for everyone is “lets be friends first!” So I’m trying to answer from a hypothetical place where I’m, like, this sexual Barry Bonds who can call his positions like baseball home-runs just by looking at someone.

Thats a good analogy, right?  Let’s begin.

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Made pork katsu curry (with soft boiled egg and yams) for dinner last night.

Super delicious, but I’m actually posting this to test a cron job I wrote last night that backs up my blog. Let’s see if it works…

Made pork katsu curry (with soft boiled egg and yams) for dinner last night.

Super delicious, but I’m actually posting this to test a cron job I wrote last night that backs up my blog. Let’s see if it works…

ginger-beef:

akbearcub:

bigxbad:

Finished! Presenting my 5th Element Leeloo costume.The final touches needed are just orange hairspray and to print off an actual multipass.

Armans halloween costume came out AH-MAZ-ING!

Damn it Arman!
I’m impressed.

I look forward to seeing this outfit repurposed for EDC or Folsom sans those tights.

Reblogged from ginger-beef
Were you a pup during 2010-2011? I see you are wearing a lock in the pic of those years.
sflabears

The dates are a little off, but yes, I’ve had the privilege of being in service a couple times.  Even got to wear a collar.

I will never be able to earn his collar, but part of me will always belong to him.

Sigh.

There’s an alternate reality (we’ll call it Earth 11) where I did earn his collar.  I’m a good pup and I get to show him everyday how grateful I am to serve him.  He would want for nothing and that would be my happiness.

I’ll visit Earth 11 when I’m feeling subby or nostalgic.  Its comforting until I clutch that empty space where a padlock should rest.

Our relationship is different, better, but I still get that submissive ache now and then.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


I agree