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Folsom Day 1: photoshoot

With all the groomsmen in town for Folsom, it was our only opportunity to get photos taken for the wedding promo.  I rented a studio space near my office and enlisted innerbear's creative abilities to help with set construction.

We were doing three shoots with 14 models:

  1. 4k 120fps video of each groomsman gogo dancing (to be used for 3D projection mapping at the wedding ceremony)
  2. Black backdrop glamour shots (for fun)
  3. Portraits of each groomsman relaxing in a bed of flowers (for wedding collateral)

I had so much fun.  It was awesome.  Got it all done in four hours.  Phew!

[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

Interview by David Brancaccio, NOW (PBS) (7 October 2005).
Kurt Vonnegut - Wikiquote

I hope this is accurate.

(via merlin)

Reblogged from merlin

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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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