I have some haters. They’re a little obsessed.
A distinct minority, but they’re very vocal. Despite this, they never have anything of substance to say. Its very frustrating. All they do is share vaguely that I’m a bad person without actually explaining why or how I’m a bad person.
I usually ignore this stuff, but I want to try something different because even the anons are having trouble identifying why I’m so horrible.
Dear anonymous haters,
Hi, its me, Noodles and Beef. As you know from reading my blog, I’m obsessed with improving myself. From my attempts at bodybuilding to my recent charity projects, I’m always looking for ways to be more. If I really am a horrible person, I want to know why so I can make amends and better myself.
Of course, I can’t do this if the only feedback I get is vague statements like “noodlesandbeef is the worse human being ever.” I need details.
Here’s your opportunity to give me feedback. I’ve created a public form that will let you anonymously give me feedback on something horrible I’ve actually done. Here you go: http://bit.ly/1rkjYAk
This is extremely public. If you can prove that I am horrible, you should do it. I dare you. I will hold nothing against you; I simply want to make peace with you and learn from my mistakes.
What happens if nothing shows up? Then the anonymous cowards are actually horrible people with nothing better to do than try to take down a fellow human. I will use this very public response to invalidate any future attacks.
Bring it on,
Noodles and beef
URL for the form in case you missed it: http://bit.ly/1rkjYAk
Edit 1 at 1:38pm:
"Please state publicly what you will accept as ""proof"" that you are a horrible person. In addition to a general definition of ""proof"" for the purposes if this whole exercise, please provide examples of what you would consider adequate proof and what you would not.
Define clearly for us your interpretation of “”horrible.”” Also provide positive and negative examples as with your definition of “”proof.”“
I think it’s to everybody’s benefit to make it clear what’s being asked.
I will submit details once you publicly post all of the above to my satisfaction. “
A valid point! What constitutes as “proof” and “horrible” in this situation?
Summarizing all hate mail I’ve ever received, calling me a horrible person seems to mean I did something that negatively affected someone else. Examples: rape, public humiliation, black mail, etc…
How do you prove this? Describe what happened and give me an accurate date and location. I keep meticulous record of my location and activities through automatic tracking and can easily verify any claims. If it happened online, you can provide a URL of the event.
The goal is making amends and becoming a better person. If I did something horrible I want to learn from my mistake and apologize. So keep this in mind. I’ve broken hearts in previous relationships and have tried my best to make amends while improving myself, but some exes refuse to move on. This cannot be helped. Some people disagree with how I present myself on my blog and have told me I’m a horrible person because they don’t like the content I post. This also cannot be helped because this is a journal that I write for myself.
I can’t make everyone happy. But, I can make myself better.