I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)
You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D
I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!

madanayr submitted:

I wanna say I’m a big fan. You and your pups seem so incredibly awesome, and I love being able to get a glimpse of your beautiful relationship and family life. It puts a big ole smile on my face :)

You guys are so great, I wanted to do a little something for ya’ll.  I hope it’s not too cheesy for ya, but just something to let you know you’re very much appreciated.

Wow. Thank you so much, its really hot :D

I’m so flattered when folks draw me, or my pup, or all of us together like this.  The pups love it, btw, thank you!

Progress update: 230lbs

I haven’t been this small in over two years.  Eek…

My waist is down 2-inches, but I don’t feel much more defined.

Not sure how much more cutting (read: emotional anguish) I can endure.  Might start bulking next month.

What are some small phrases/actions you say/do to assert your role over the pups?
astarnamedwill

Each pup has different triggers.

Some triggers are physical: nipples, butt, inner thigh, neck, ears…a little touch or a bit of force is all it takes to put my pups in place.  Usually I prefer to tease the physical triggers.  They’re more wired for sexy things.

Some triggers are mental: forced eye contact, certain words that have a conditioned meaning, direct commands…these are the most satisfying for me.  When my pups respond to a non-physical trigger, its a display of submission that lets me know they’re mine.  I don’t need to assert myself, they give on their own accord.

There are other, subtle formalities that are part of my pups’ submissive dialog.  From asking to be on the same level as me to anticipating my needs before I verbalize them, my pups don’t need me to assert myself over them.  Thats just for fun.

Random question, do you know if Gold Standard Whey protein has creatine in it? The salesperson at GNC said it did, but I'm not finding any evidence of that on the label or online. Is there such a thing as too much creatine?
amigettingpaidforthis

I used to shop at GNC.

There was this adorable Filipino grandmother who always seemed to be working when I needed supplements. When she caught me looking at protein, she’d hurry over and present me with another product:

"Oh, darling," she sounded like a chicken clucking through each word in her Filipino accent, "you don’t want that, dear. Try this, I used it when I bulk. Much better. Gold discount, dear."

I don’t think she even knew what bulking was…nevertheless, she still gave me unsolicited advice, surely driven by sales goals. She signed me up for two different gold cards. Sigh.

No, it doesn’t contain creatine. Check the ingredients. You now know more than a GNC sales rep.


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