I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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[When Vonnegut tells his wife he’s going out to buy an envelope] Oh, she says, well, you’re not a poor man. You know, why don’t you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I’m going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And, see some great looking babes. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And, and ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don’t know. The moral of the story is, is we’re here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don’t realize, or they don’t care, is we’re dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And, we’re not supposed to dance at all anymore.

Interview by David Brancaccio, NOW (PBS) (7 October 2005).
Kurt Vonnegut - Wikiquote

I hope this is accurate.

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Reblogged from merlin
When you and your pups have sex, how does it go? Meaning is it everyone or do you at with them individually. I don't want to piss you off, I'm just curious
royaltc

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Totally valid question as the mechanics of group sex are very complicated, thank you for asking.

Here are my favourite positions with names I’ve made up:

  1. SERVICE
    A pup on each nipple and one on my cock.  Easy, hands free, very enjoyable. (pictured here)

  2. THE LINE UP
    Each pup presents their rump and I just go down one at a time till they’re each filled up. (pictured here)

  3. HIKING
    Lil pup, Alpha, and I go for a hike while big pup plays video games at home. (pictured here)
Message from Marcus B:

hi, I discovered your blog a few weeks ago and completely smitten, not sure whether i prefer the hunky pups or the amazing food you guys eat! Anyway, I was reading your post on how to handle pups that were larger than you and wondered whether you had any other tips, I’m a totally submissive cub but the only problem I have is being 6’2 and built really naturally big, as in shoulders that fill a doorway and this really intimidates a lot of doms, do you have any suggestions for anything that I could do or ways a top could handle me better? Id really appreciate it and keep up the awesome work with this blog!

My last post was all about how a Dom can get a bigger partner to submit, but it required previous interaction and trust. Let’s look at it from the big sub’s perspective:
How can a bigger sub attract the attention of a Dom?
Even after dominating my alpha pup, he will stand up to his full 6’2” height and I can’t help but feel intimidated.  The issue is social programming: bigger guys are seen as more Dominant because of their relative size difference with everyone shorter.  
An experienced Dom can pick up on your submissive cues regardless of size or other physical markers of dominance. But, you can help make this easier by expressing your submissive side more obviously:
Dress the part

I’m not saying you should go out dressed like a sexy kitten maid, but there are accessories that can help indicate your submissive role.  Harnesses, collars (no lock), bondage inspired jewelry, sometimes even the right hankey can flag your desired role.
These suggestions won’t work for everyone.  Ultimately, you should wear something that resonates with you.  If you feel sexy in a jockstrap, wear it.
Know your submissive cues


Submissive cues aren’t universal, but there are certain behaviours that signal to me someone is more submissively inclined.  Avoiding eye contact, keeping head down, asking for permission, being overly courteous, polite, respectful, and addressing me as “Sir” are hard to miss signs.
Reflect on your own submissive dialog and speak that…if you feel being submissive means carrying someone’s bag or bringing them a drink, do that.  It’ll help attract a Dom who is compatible with your needs.

Message from Marcus B:

hi, I discovered your blog a few weeks ago and completely smitten, not sure whether i prefer the hunky pups or the amazing food you guys eat! Anyway, I was reading your post on how to handle pups that were larger than you and wondered whether you had any other tips, I’m a totally submissive cub but the only problem I have is being 6’2 and built really naturally big, as in shoulders that fill a doorway and this really intimidates a lot of doms, do you have any suggestions for anything that I could do or ways a top could handle me better? Id really appreciate it and keep up the awesome work with this blog!

My last post was all about how a Dom can get a bigger partner to submit, but it required previous interaction and trust. Let’s look at it from the big sub’s perspective:

How can a bigger sub attract the attention of a Dom?

Even after dominating my alpha pup, he will stand up to his full 6’2” height and I can’t help but feel intimidated.  The issue is social programming: bigger guys are seen as more Dominant because of their relative size difference with everyone shorter.  

An experienced Dom can pick up on your submissive cues regardless of size or other physical markers of dominance. But, you can help make this easier by expressing your submissive side more obviously:

Dress the part

I’m not saying you should go out dressed like a sexy kitten maid, but there are accessories that can help indicate your submissive role.  Harnesses, collars (no lock), bondage inspired jewelry, sometimes even the right hankey can flag your desired role.

These suggestions won’t work for everyone.  Ultimately, you should wear something that resonates with you.  If you feel sexy in a jockstrap, wear it.

Know your submissive cues

Submissive cues aren’t universal, but there are certain behaviours that signal to me someone is more submissively inclined.  Avoiding eye contact, keeping head down, asking for permission, being overly courteous, polite, respectful, and addressing me as “Sir” are hard to miss signs.

Reflect on your own submissive dialog and speak that…if you feel being submissive means carrying someone’s bag or bringing them a drink, do that.  It’ll help attract a Dom who is compatible with your needs.

My new camera has a standard hotshoe, so I can finally start experimenting with off-camera flash.  Rented a pocket wizard and a Canon 600EX-RT Speedlite and spent the evening learning manual flash control.  Very exciting stuff :D

Slight learning curve with off-camera flash, but the colours are gorgeous.  Very happy with my first time results.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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