I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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Data is from ~30,000 responses to the gay cliques census.

Sexual Activity of Gay Cliques

The chart above shows average number of sexual partners for non-monogamous survey responses.  (Meaning, folks who didn’t have just one sexual partner in a six month period).  Its ordered by least sexually active group to most.

Its not surprising that Gainers (25% of which don’t associate with a sexual role) and Chubs (who are the least sought after group) are the least sexually active groups.  It also shouldn’t be surprising that the most sought after groups (the gym bunnies, muscle pups, gym rats, muscle bears, and bulls) have the most sexual partners.

What is surprising is the addition of a new clique, “Pig."  While I have a lot of data on people who identify as pig, the body type varies so greatly that they have not appeared on the live infographic.  The only defining constant for pigs is how sexual they are, with the most sexual partners in 30 days of any group.

There seems to be a relationship between generation and sexual history, as there also seems to be more tops in the older generations.

And good news for smooth guys and the extremely hairy: you get lots of sexual partners for your hirsutism (or lack thereof).  But if you’re average, you get laid less.

Next steps: using this information to help target sexual health PSAs better.

Date night with big pup at our favorite Italian hole-in-the-wall, the bohemian cigar store. Best lasagna in the city.

Going through old photos, found these shots of my pup Chuck from Angel Island taken 13 months apart.
30lbs to grow till he’s 300~

Going through old photos, found these shots of my pup Chuck from Angel Island taken 13 months apart.

30lbs to grow till he’s 300~

A couple of my pics got mentioned by Matt (foxbear's boy fuzzbutt07), on that awesome bear podcast Cubs Out Loud a couple days ago.

I am completely flattered by the photos he picked and was blushing during all the commentary.  The hosts all seem to be ass men, and y’all should really consider a butt episode.  Here are my notes:

  1. Beach Day
    Fuzzbutt remarks I’m “a top,” which is statistically true, but I’m definitely versatile.

  2. Hotel Butts: Taipei
    "You can see his nipples sticking out, that ass, beautiful view of Taipei behind him…I imagine thats the view I’d get were I on my knees.  Presenting to him."  
    *heavy breathing*
    Hey, foxbear, do you loan fuzzbutt out?  I think I have a new photo idea for my hotel butts series and need a beefy cub prop.

  3. Shinjuku’s Gay District
    I hope you get to visit Shinjuku, fuzzbutt.  The energy of the area is amazing.  The incredible density of stores and people in that area isn’t chaotic, but exhilarating.

Bulk grilled about 24 pork chop steaks, so had the extras for dinner with some caramelized apples courtesy of dad’s farm.
Now we’re watching 30 Rock while lilpup is giving me foot rubs, big pup is cuddling my side, and Chuck is cuddling my arm.
Heaven.

I come home from dad’s farm, pups waiting for me at the door, food bulk cooked and packed.

Then my pups go back to the couch, all playing Diablo together. Wave of compersion. So happy right now.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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