I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with three wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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My clandestine shipment of blackmarket foie gras arrived after Thanksgiving. (Argh!)
So tonight I made seared foie gras over sauteed mushrooms in vermouth sauce with sweet potato frites and topped with minced black truffles.

My clandestine shipment of blackmarket foie gras arrived after Thanksgiving. (Argh!)

So tonight I made seared foie gras over sauteed mushrooms in vermouth sauce with sweet potato frites and topped with minced black truffles.

Dash how do you feel about an owner having 2 pups? I would love having some in to tell me what to do but also someone else to just play around with
takemehowyouplease

pigfun:

Having two pups is something that quite a few handlers do, look at noodlesandbeef for example. You have the Master/ Sir, then alphapup and the beta pup, which is the one right at the bottom (which is still me these days! but i love it so oh well lol). 
I’ve not been properly owned before, but i’m starting a kinda handler-boyfriend relationship now where the guy I’m seeing subs to his master, and other men, and sometimes even to me. It’s great to have different roles in relationships but still have someone to play around with and be cute with. I’ve not been in a 3-way pup handler relationship, so i can’t comment properly. 
Personally I think the handler boyfriend is certainly the right way for me at the moment (until i meet a master who gets me just as well as he does at least. 

Well, actually, I’ve got three pups: big pup, lil pup, and alpha pup.

Poly arrangements seem pretty common in D/s relationships. While not for everyone, I would recommend any prospective pups try serving alongside another sub at least once.

Reblogged from pigfun
What’s the therapy for? what happened?

After nine years of bodybuilding (wow, has it been that long?) I’ve developed something called “tennis elbow.”  Its a repetitive stress injury that I probably got from doing too many curls and not varying my arm workouts enough.

Its my first sports injury ever.

I’m supposed to do physical therapy once a week, which involves massage, electrical muscle stimulation, cold therapy, ultrasound, and infrared.

Results are slow.

Alright.  New Zealand is definitely on my travel list for next year.

Thermal springs everywhere, waterfalls, redwood rainforests, caves with glow-in-the-dark bugs, glacier hiking, gorgeous beaches D:

But none of my pups are into adventure travel.  Sigh.  Might be a solo trip.

My Thanksgiving was a delicious success:

  • Cheese platter with champagne (big pup’s contribution)
  • Roast hazelnut soup garnished with candied bacon, crème fraîche, chives
  • Mom brought salad, it was amazing
  • Thomas Keller’s lemon brine turkey with apple cider glaze
  • Mashed roasted sweet potatoes
  • Roast butternut squash
  • Truffle risotto
  • Stuffin’ muffins (courtesy of lil pup)

Now everyone is asleep…we haven’t even made it to dessert!

Things I’m thankful for:
My wonderful pups, an accepting family, my new job, wonderful friends who live all over the world, and my health which seems to be doing better.
Honourable mention: those stretchy short shorts I love so much.

Things I’m thankful for:
My wonderful pups, an accepting family, my new job, wonderful friends who live all over the world, and my health which seems to be doing better.
Honourable mention: those stretchy short shorts I love so much.


Hold on there, this is important.

Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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