I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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Photos I forgot to post of the ever handsome bigxbad.

His “first time” flagging, he was doing perfectly executed spins, card shuffling, and poi-inspired five beat weaves.

Second photo is at the rest point during our bike ride.  Caught him on the staircase.  Very handsome when exhausted.

There was lil pup, waiting at the doorway for me when I got home, whimpering.  Grrr, he knows exactly how to push my Dom buttons.

He’s still light enough that I can pick him up and toss him onto the couch…the moment he hits the cushion his eyes dilate, limbs go weak, his lip quivering…Just a gentle push into lilpup’s subspace. 

I press the air from his lungs by pinning him with my bodyweight, force eye contact, and remind him: “you’re mine.”

This is my favorite part…I can just feel him sink deeper. His eyes welling up as he repeats what I said.

Click!

Lil pup broke as I put the new collar on him. It was beautiful. I wanted to surprise him with a new, non-reactive collar so he wouldn’t feel so naked while I was gone in Asia.

"Thank you for letting me be your pup, thank you for letting me serve you, Master."

He was very grateful, so happy he cried.

Ah…my life is good.

There was lil pup, waiting at the doorway for me when I got home, whimpering. Grrr, he knows exactly how to push my Dom buttons.

He’s still light enough that I can pick him up and toss him onto the couch…the moment he hits the cushion his eyes dilate, limbs go weak, his lip quivering…Just a gentle push into lilpup’s subspace.

I press the air from his lungs by pinning him with my bodyweight, force eye contact, and remind him: “you’re mine.”

This is my favorite part…I can just feel him sink deeper. His eyes welling up as he repeats what I said.

Click!

Lil pup broke as I put the new collar on him. It was beautiful. I wanted to surprise him with a new, non-reactive collar so he wouldn’t feel so naked while I was gone in Asia.

"Thank you for letting me be your pup, thank you for letting me serve you, Master."

He was very grateful, so happy he cried.

Ah…my life is good.

carnenchiladas:

Yay master is home and he made bibimbap!

I’m back home for one day and two nights.  Been missing my pups so much…so I asked them for what I wanted more than anything in the world: a quite night at home as if I’d never left.

Got home, lil pup prepared my evening protein shake, big pup unloaded groceries, and I made bibimbap for dinner.  Spent the rest of the night cuddling, teasing my pups, and ended the evening with their ritual over pups’ cot.

Heartfelt sigh.  I am the luckiest guy.  It tears my heart that I’m leaving my pups for another two weeks.

Reblogged from carnenchiladas

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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

I've been updating this blog for over 13-years to help me remember and better appreciate my life experiences. I blog for my own benefit, so the content can be extremely personal and sometimes that makes people uncomfortable.

We just met, so I'm not sure what makes you uncomfortable.

Thats why you need to be at least 18-years-old to continue...and if it makes you uncomfortable, just stop reading my blog, okay?


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