I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. I am in a D/s relationship with two wonderful pups. Your hair looks amazing today.

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carnenchiladas:

Dear Master, 

I didn’t get any nice pictures today but I still want you to know that I think of you every second of the day. Even when I’m asleep I dream of you and that makes me feel happy and full of love. Today I was talking to my best friend about you and our lives and it reminded me (not that I needed a reminder but still filled me with happiness) how much I love you and how happy and lucky I am to have you in my life. Some might call it butterflies, and I know that everyone I see you I get this feeling of complete happiness, joy and fulfilment. You bring light to the darkest day and I hope I can be the good pup you deserve so you feel the same way when you see me. I promise I will always do my best to be better in every aspect so you’re always proud to call me your pup. 

Thank you for being my master,

Your pup

Five more days, pup. I’m tearing up on my way through immigration Taiwan to Japan.

carnenchiladas:

Dear Master,

I didn’t get any nice pictures today but I still want you to know that I think of you every second of the day. Even when I’m asleep I dream of you and that makes me feel happy and full of love. Today I was talking to my best friend about you and our lives and it reminded me (not that I needed a reminder but still filled me with happiness) how much I love you and how happy and lucky I am to have you in my life. Some might call it butterflies, and I know that everyone I see you I get this feeling of complete happiness, joy and fulfilment. You bring light to the darkest day and I hope I can be the good pup you deserve so you feel the same way when you see me. I promise I will always do my best to be better in every aspect so you’re always proud to call me your pup.

Thank you for being my master,

Your pup

Five more days, pup. I’m tearing up on my way through immigration Taiwan to Japan.

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Best dim sum of my life. Wow. Definitely earned that Michelin star…And cheap too! Spent $20USD on five kinds of dim sum.

I’m still reeling, food high, fifth time I’ve had a rush from eating extremely good food. Last place to earn that distinction was the French Laundry.

Every part of the meal was so perfect, all the way down to the utensils: textured black chopsticks, perfectly weighted and balanced, tipped with stainless steel. They feel like weapons.

I bought six pair for home. They’re gorgeous.

Ending my trip in Taipei at the world famous Dim Tai Fung. The only dim sum restaurant to hold a Michelin star.

Clockwise from top: truffle pork xiaolongbao, pork wonton, chicken pot sticker, and (not pictured) pork charxhabao.

Ending my trip in Taipei at the world famous Dim Tai Fung. The only dim sum restaurant to hold a Michelin star.

Clockwise from top: truffle pork xiaolongbao, pork wonton, chicken pot sticker, and (not pictured) pork charxhabao.

The 6-Selfie challenge seems too self-indulgent, so here’s a twist:

  1. Pick Six of your favourite selfies from friends
  2. Tag those sexy people (tag your post #sixfriendselfies )
  3. If they do it, they pick their favourite selfie of you and six of their friends.

My favourite selfies are from bigxbad (so handsome), akbearcub (bring back the beard!!!), ginger-beef​ (such a hot pup!), foxbear​ (a Dom I admire and wonder if he can incorporate poi into flogging me), cublifeboston​ (swooooon), and innerbear (you had me at that flawless hair).

Ugh, this was hard. I have spent the last two hours agonizing over friend selfies. Tony and Phil have the best rumps of the internet, rivaled only by their handsomeness…how do you pick?!  And then Arman has hundreds of gorgeous, high-production shots.  Everything foxbear posts makes me tingle.  Kris and Jacob make me struggle to pick between kinky sexy and handsome.

And why did I limit myself to six?!  Gahhh, I could do this two more times. So many sexy wonderful people in my life.

I don’t do these memes, sorry @cornfedmusclepup, but after completing my Taipei 101 hotel backside shot, I realized I’ve got seven such portraits in this unofficial project.  I shall name the project Hotel Butts.  

Presenting: the hotel backside project, where I take photos of my butt in the place I’m staying. Left to right, top to bottom, Wynn Las Vegas, a train car to PortlandSingapore hotela penthouse in Acapulco, a boutique hotel in Playa del Carmen, and a condo in West Hollywood.

While I’m in Taipei the pups went to PLAY.  (rhymes!)

Easily one of the best parties of the year, PLAY closes Dore Alley weekend…and while my pups were initially reluctant to go without Master to lead them around, it looks like they had a blast.  We kept chatting throughout the night, they sent photos (it was lunch time here), and did ritual over facetime when they got home.

Sigh…I’m so lucky.  I love my pups so much…can’t wait to get home.


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Hi, I'm Noodles and Beef and welcome to my blog. How are you? Your hair looks great today. What's your secret? I think its important we get to know each other a little bit before you continue.

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