Noodles and Beef

I am your host, Noodles and Beef, and welcome to my blog. It's my creative dumping ground and journal. I post work from my photo projects, sketches from my notepad, and infographics from my research. Sometimes I write about my body dysmorphia but more often I post photos of my butt. Your hair looks amazing today.

Anyway, thanks for reading my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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This is a very complicated jock strap.

This is a very complicated jock strap.

Hmm. Okay then.

Hmm. Okay then.

gusgameaholic:

I feel a bit silly doing is but I hope this makes a motivation for me to start working out tomorrow 

And I have the Mohawk and the Asian looks lol

That is an ADORABLE Dylan pose, fella.

What brand is that sexy argyle shirt?  I am jealous of your hair.  Hi.

gusgameaholic:

I feel a bit silly doing is but I hope this makes a motivation for me to start working out tomorrow

And I have the Mohawk and the Asian looks lol

That is an ADORABLE Dylan pose, fella. What brand is that sexy argyle shirt? I am jealous of your hair. Hi.

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Reblogged from gusgameaholic
Aren't you just a little fucking ridiculous?
Anonymous

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Actually, I’m a lot ridiculous:

I can’t imagine living life without being even a little ridiculous. It must be really boring.

Tagged • questions
Cheat day karaage ramen

Cheat day karaage ramen

Animal Crossing

Pup made me get it.

As town mayor, I’ve replaced all clothes available for sale with deep-v tank tops. The town anthem is a piercing C# for ten seconds. I’ve painted a self portrait and mailed a copy to everyone in town, they either display it in their homes or I increase the cost of living.

Currently clear cutting and evicting animals from the north east quadrant to make room for my fruit tree orchard initiative.

Working on re-educating the town residents to end their sentences with cool new sayings like “dear leader” or “hail noodles”

Lounging on Flickr.Construction photoshoot outtake.
I have gray hairs in my beard.

Lounging on Flickr.

Construction photoshoot outtake.

I have gray hairs in my beard.

Tagged • vanity

We’re almost done with the calendar project!  Whew!

Help me pick the photo for June:

  • Option A (top left)
  • Option B (top right)
  • Option C (bottom)

Please reblog or comment with your favourite to help me pick the winner!

After getting a full shoot in with the construction equipment…I kinda liked how the original outtake came out.  So I’m including it in the roster.

Click here to learn more or pre-order the charity calendar.

Tagged • indygogorumpvanity
Ahhh. New haircut makes me feel pretty.

Ahhh. New haircut makes me feel pretty.

Acapulco outtake, here’s the front.

Acapulco outtake, here’s the front.

Tagged • rumpvanity
260lbs

260lbs

Tagged • rumpvanity
His name is Tyrone and he’s coming home with me.

His name is Tyrone and he’s coming home with me.

When people ask what I do for work, I say “User Experience Design.”
The job title is deceptively simple sounding.  It’s really just an umbrella title for a range of disciplines that work together to create a successful experience for users.

When people ask what I do for work, I say “User Experience Design.”

The job title is deceptively simple sounding.  It’s really just an umbrella title for a range of disciplines that work together to create a successful experience for users.

Tagged • design
Reblogged from uxrave
What's your current music TOP 10 (not to be confused with your ALL TIME music top ten or top ten albums, or top ten workout music mixes... strictly top-ten songs, tho I guess it'd be ok if you want to add those others too. lol)
c8p3

I’ve been in a real Happy Hardcore mood lately to help cheer me up.  It works, but it also means I listen to some really weird music.  

Short list…I’ve been mostly listening to Alex K’s new MAXIMUM NRG album to exhaustion.

Tagged • c8p3musicquestions
Are you sure you are not taking too many butt pictures for your calendar? For example for the construction shoot, why not the boots, daisy duke shorts and a one of those reflective vests (I think Home Depot sells them)? Don't get me wrong, you have a great butt, but the photos might start too look too similar if it becomes the main focus.
Anonymous

Six months of the calendar show my butt, the other six focus on the front side.  Keeping with the theme of the calendar, I was trying to recreate this classic Jim French photo, but didn’t have time to adjust my pose before being chased off the construction site.

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