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I feel a bit silly doing is but I hope this makes a motivation for me to start working out tomorrow
And I have the Mohawk and the Asian looks lol
That is an ADORABLE Dylan pose, fella. What brand is that sexy argyle shirt? I am jealous of your hair. Hi.

Actually, I’m a lot ridiculous:
- I once hired photographers to trail me as a team of personal paparazzi.
- I cook elaborate, multi-course, French inspired menus for my daily bulking meals.
- I wrote a script that makes anonymous people into strong female characters.
- I’m raising money for the AEF with a calendar of my butt (please order a copy here).
- I created and ran second largest furry art website, and when it closed I redirected all traffic to a Rick Roll video making the top search results for “furry” into Rick Rolls for weeks following.
- I made the Gay Cliques Census.
- I dressed like a sexy, leather-clad, reindeer for a Christmas circuit party.
- My official signature is a drawing of a smiley face, a dog, and a flower.
- I use split testing and focus groups to answer questions like “What to wear today” or “What should my screen name be?”
- I had a cardboard cutout of myself made to keep my old co-workers company when I quit.
I can’t imagine living life without being even a little ridiculous. It must be really boring.
Animal Crossing
Pup made me get it.
As town mayor, I’ve replaced all clothes available for sale with deep-v tank tops. The town anthem is a piercing C# for ten seconds. I’ve painted a self portrait and mailed a copy to everyone in town, they either display it in their homes or I increase the cost of living.
Currently clear cutting and evicting animals from the north east quadrant to make room for my fruit tree orchard initiative.
Working on re-educating the town residents to end their sentences with cool new sayings like “dear leader” or “hail noodles”
Lounging on Flickr.
Construction photoshoot outtake.
I have gray hairs in my beard.
We’re almost done with the calendar project! Whew!
Help me pick the photo for June:
- Option A (top left)
- Option B (top right)
- Option C (bottom)
Please reblog or comment with your favourite to help me pick the winner!
After getting a full shoot in with the construction equipment…I kinda liked how the original outtake came out. So I’m including it in the roster.
Acapulco outtake, here’s the front.
I’ve been in a real Happy Hardcore mood lately to help cheer me up. It works, but it also means I listen to some really weird music.
- Scream and Shout - DJ Plus One
- In my mind - Carrie Lakin
- Baker Street Bassmonkeys Club Mix
- I Need You (Hypasonic Remix)
- It’s Not Right (Hypasonic Remix)
- LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (DJ Shimamura Remix)
Short list…I’ve been mostly listening to Alex K’s new MAXIMUM NRG album to exhaustion.
Six months of the calendar show my butt, the other six focus on the front side. Keeping with the theme of the calendar, I was trying to recreate this classic Jim French photo, but didn’t have time to adjust my pose before being chased off the construction site.

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