Eyeball selfie at the optometrist office
Eyeball selfie at the optometrist office
My clandestine shipment of blackmarket foie gras arrived after Thanksgiving. (Argh!)
So tonight I made seared foie gras over sauteed mushrooms in vermouth sauce with sweet potato frites and topped with minced black truffles.
Super hero snuggies
The tree is up!
Having two pups is something that quite a few handlers do, look at noodlesandbeef for example. You have the Master/ Sir, then alphapup and the beta pup, which is the one right at the bottom (which is still me these days! but i love it so oh well lol).
I’ve not been properly owned before, but i’m starting a kinda handler-boyfriend relationship now where the guy I’m seeing subs to his master, and other men, and sometimes even to me. It’s great to have different roles in relationships but still have someone to play around with and be cute with. I’ve not been in a 3-way pup handler relationship, so i can’t comment properly.
Personally I think the handler boyfriend is certainly the right way for me at the moment (until i meet a master who gets me just as well as he does at least.
Well, actually, I’ve got three pups: big pup, lil pup, and alpha pup.
Poly arrangements seem pretty common in D/s relationships. While not for everyone, I would recommend any prospective pups try serving alongside another sub at least once.
What’s the therapy for? what happened?
After nine years of bodybuilding (wow, has it been that long?) I’ve developed something called “tennis elbow.” Its a repetitive stress injury that I probably got from doing too many curls and not varying my arm workouts enough.
Its my first sports injury ever.
I’m supposed to do physical therapy once a week, which involves massage, electrical muscle stimulation, cold therapy, ultrasound, and infrared.
Results are slow.
Changing in the car before work. (Don’t crash, pup)
Physical therapy
Getting measured for our suits.
So I posted a video showcasing the free-ballin’ swing of the N2N jockstrap and linked to the product on Amazon…and now its sold out.
Nearly 200,000 plays sent about 3,000 people to Amazon to buy this jockstrap. Wow.
If you were unable to get this color on Amazon, N2N has another shade on sale for just $9.
Alright. New Zealand is definitely on my travel list for next year.
Thermal springs everywhere, waterfalls, redwood rainforests, caves with glow-in-the-dark bugs, glacier hiking, gorgeous beaches D:
But none of my pups are into adventure travel. Sigh. Might be a solo trip.
My Thanksgiving was a delicious success:
Now everyone is asleep…we haven’t even made it to dessert!
Thanksgiving part two: mom meets my pups.
First course: cheese.
Things I’m thankful for:
My wonderful pups, an accepting family, my new job, wonderful friends who live all over the world, and my health which seems to be doing better.
Honourable mention: those stretchy short shorts I love so much.
Four pies, clockwise from top left: pumpkin, blackberry, cherry, apple.
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